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Farmer wrote: 4thekids wrote: What was green and a great trick shooter?

Annie Okra?
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4thekids wrote: What was green and a great trick shooter?

Annie Okra?
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Farmer wrote: 4thekids wrote: What do you call a stolen yam?

a hot potato
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4thekids wrote: What do you call a stolen yam?

a hot potato
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What do you call a stolen yam?
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IM IN JAIL wrote: Nothing, it just let out a little whine
 Yes you are right and I have a special prize for you... Thank You 

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Nothing, it just let out a little whine
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What did the grape say when he was sat on?
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4thekids wrote: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

I just eat the whole pie theres nothing to divide.:D
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cedarcreek wrote: 4thekids wrote: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
pumpkin pi   :-)

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4thekids wrote: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
pumpkin pi   :-)
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Pete Macinta wrote: easy for my brain...

4tk asked...
Which fruit loves to take a girl to the movies?a date

God bless,
Pete

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pineknot wrote: pin, needles with thread, eye with needles, pin with head
Yes, pin & needle  :dude:
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pin, needles with thread, eye with needles, pin with head
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There is one that has a head without an eye,

And there's one that has an eye without a head.

You may find the answer if you try;

And when all is said,

Half the answer hangs upon a thread.
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easy for my brain...

4tk asked...
Which fruit loves to take a girl to the movies?a date

God bless,
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rockfish2004 wrote: Pour Santa flush on him!!!
Yes rockfish2004 and I Thank You
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Pour Santa flush on him!!!
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What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?

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rockfish2004 wrote: Jungle Bells Jungle Bells
Yes rockfish2004 and Thank You
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Jungle Bells Jungle Bells
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

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IM IN JAIL wrote: Santa Clues?
Yes IM IN JAIL - Thank You
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Santa Clues?
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?

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4thekids wrote: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Looks like we have three right answers here... Thanks Everyone 
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4thekids wrote: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Santaphobic
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they suffer from IN-SANTA-TY?
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claustrophobic  I think
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

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4thekids wrote: Me I Am Not? wrote: 4thekids wrote: .4thekids wrote: What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?


a frog
It's not a frog but thanks for trying ... The answer is " A Kangaroo "
That was my next guess.
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Me I Am Not? wrote: 4thekids wrote: .4thekids wrote: What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?


a frog
It's not a frog but thanks for trying ... The answer is " A Kangaroo "
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4thekids wrote: .4thekids wrote: What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?


a frog
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.4thekids wrote: What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
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4thekids wrote: You do not want to have me,
But when you have me,
You do not want to lose me.
What am I?

A rich hooker?
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4thekids wrote: What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

A farmer with a mean fat wife that sits on him sometimes?
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What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
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4thekids wrote: What has more lives than a cat?

The Winky Family?:shock:
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4thekids wrote: .4thekids wrote: You do not want to have me,
But when you have me,
You do not want to lose me.
What am I?


credit?:P
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4thekids wrote: .4thekids wrote: You do not want to have me,
But when you have me,
You do not want to lose me.
What am I?


A Lawsuit
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.4thekids wrote: You do not want to have me,
But when you have me,
You do not want to lose me.
What am I?
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You do not want to have me,
But when you have me,
You do not want to lose me.
What am I?
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Yes rockfish2004 and I Thank You
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What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
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EasUrnShor wrote: A joke.

Yes a joke Thank You EasUrnShor
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