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Did you know that they played tennis in ancient Egypt?

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David.  He sat on the throne for fifty years.

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What's the second-greatest case of constipation in the Bible?

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What's the second-greatest case of constipation in the Bible?

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Yes Pete - and Thank You - you are on a roll.

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What's the greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
Human: The woman that was bound for 18 years

Angelic (fallen): Satan will be bound for 1000 years

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What's the greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
Human: The woman that was bound for 18 years

Angelic (fallen): Satan will be bound for 1000 years

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Yes Pete - again Thanks

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Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
I might know-uh the answer:

Noah sat on the deck.


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Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
I might know-uh the answer:

Noah sat on the deck.

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 Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?

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Yes Pete - Thanks 

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Why didn't Noah do any fishing from the ark?

He only had two worms.

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Why didn't Noah do any fishing from the ark?

He only had two worms.

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Why didn't Noah do any fishing from the ark?

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Yes Pete - Thanks

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Samson, because he "made sport" for the Philistines and brought the house down.

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Samson, because he "made sport" for the Philistines and brought the house down.

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Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

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Yes -  Thank You meinmd

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4thekids wrote: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Ruthless

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4thekids wrote: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Ruthless

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

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Pete I got to say that I like your answer the best - Thank You  -  The other answer is The Pharoah's daughter.  She went down to the bank of the Nile and took out a little prophet.

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Who was the best female financier in the Bible?
Hmmm, think I might have it...
Mary, because she treasured all the things about the newborn Christ in her heart.

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Hmmm, think I might have it...
Mary, because she treasured all the things about the newborn Christ in her heart.

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 Who was the best female financier in the Bible?

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That was a stumper to me!

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Answer: Noah, because he floated his entire stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

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Right EasUrnShor - Thanks

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None....they don't have electricity.  They use candles or oil lanterns.

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None....they don't have electricity.  They use candles or oil lanterns.

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  How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?

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Yes Thank You meinmd

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4thekids wrote: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Change? What's change?

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4thekids wrote: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Change? What's change?

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I'll try this one again. None - once changed always changed.

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

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BTW, I used to pastor in NC and would occassionally go to the PTL Club and help out. They gave us a tour of the place one day. In the main studio, they told us at that time that one studio light bulb might cost anywhere from $400+. Imagine what they are today for Hinn and whoever (don't keep up with those guys much - trying to start my own TV ministry :cool: [just joking folks]).

God bless,
Pete

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Yes Thank You Pete

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None, but it takes all of their contributors.

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None, but it takes all of their contributors.

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

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Get to say yes to this one -answer - None  God decides when the bulb will change - Thanks Everybody 

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Zero. It would take divine intervention....

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Zero. It would take divine intervention....

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None? Once changed, always changed?

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How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?

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Two.  One to change the bulb, and one to give the old bulb last rites.

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What can I say but sorry Pete - Try again

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Watt? Anyhow, watch me get this one wrong. Assuming it is a trick-riddle, I will say one.


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What can I say but sorry Pete - Try again

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Watt? Anyhow, watch me get this one wrong. Assuming it is a trick-riddle, I will say one.

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I thought they just used candles.

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Watt? Anyhow, watch me get this one wrong. Assuming it is a trick-riddle, I will say one.

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 How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

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BTW, Gordy got that one :D! Good job Gordy1

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King David owned one. The bible says that David's "Triumph" could be heard throughout the land!


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Not the answer I'm looking for but there may have been a couple of them around - What say you Pete?

LOL!. You caught me on the busy part of my schedule. Have to speak/conduct four services sometimes on Sunday [sometimes 3](riddle was posted Sat. night I think).

BTW, I should have gotten the one about the accord. I heard that some time back, but forgot the answer - taken from Acts 2, they were all in one accord (big accord with 120+ people!- limo no doubt).

I do not know the names of various motorcycles, but it sounds like Gordy below might be correct.

God bless,
Pete

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Not the answer I'm looking for but there may have been a couple of them around - What say you Pete?

LOL!. You caught me on the busy part of my schedule. Have to speak/conduct four services sometimes on Sunday [sometimes 3](riddle was posted Sat. night I think).

BTW, I should have gotten the one about the accord. I heard that some time back, but forgot the answer - taken from Acts 2, they were all in one accord (big accord with 120+ people!- limo no doubt).

I do not know the names of various motorcycles, but it sounds like Gordy below might be correct.

God bless,
Pete

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Triumph ?

 

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Not the answer I'm looking for but there may have been a couple of them around - What say you Pete? 

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and UFO's

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