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Pete Macinta wrote: Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

Neither because the yolk is yellow, unless you brush it with Pepsodent.



Yes thank you Pete LOL!
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Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

Neither because the yolk is yellow, unless you brush it with Pepsodent.
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Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

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4thekids wrote: Where did Noah keep those two bees?
In archives.
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No pineknot but please try again!

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In his bonnet
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Where did Noah keep those two bees?
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Good reply Thank You Pete and I have yet another answer - Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.

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What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
Jehovah's1 witless.

1= possesive sense folks
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What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
Jehovah's1 witless.

1= possesive sense folks
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Right - Thanks Pete

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What do you get when you mix holy water with milk of magnesia?

A religious movement?
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What do you get when you mix holy water with milk of magnesia?

A religious movement?
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Thank Pete -They must have, because Joseph served in Pharoah's court.


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I was going to say, yes, in Pharaoh's court, but cannot locate the verse by computer search in either the AV or KJ21.
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I was going to say, yes, in Pharaoh's court, but cannot locate the verse by computer search in either the AV or KJ21.
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Did you know that they played tennis in ancient Egypt?
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David.  He sat on the throne for fifty years.

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What's the second-greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
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What's the second-greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
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Yes Pete - and Thank You - you are on a roll.

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What's the greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
Human: The woman that was bound for 18 years

Angelic (fallen): Satan will be bound for 1000 years
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What's the greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
Human: The woman that was bound for 18 years

Angelic (fallen): Satan will be bound for 1000 years
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Yes Pete - again Thanks

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Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
I might know-uh the answer:

Noah sat on the deck.
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Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
I might know-uh the answer:

Noah sat on the deck.
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Yes Pete - Thanks 

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Why didn't Noah do any fishing from the ark?

He only had two worms.
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Why didn't Noah do any fishing from the ark?

He only had two worms.
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Yes Pete - Thanks

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Samson, because he "made sport" for the Philistines and brought the house down.
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Samson, because he "made sport" for the Philistines and brought the house down.
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Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
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Yes -  Thank You meinmd

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4thekids wrote: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Ruthless
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4thekids wrote: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
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Pete I got to say that I like your answer the best - Thank You  -  The other answer is The Pharoah's daughter.  She went down to the bank of the Nile and took out a little prophet.

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Who was the best female financier in the Bible?
Hmmm, think I might have it...
Mary, because she treasured all the things about the newborn Christ in her heart.
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Who was the best female financier in the Bible?
Hmmm, think I might have it...
Mary, because she treasured all the things about the newborn Christ in her heart.
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That was a stumper to me!
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Answer: Noah, because he floated his entire stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?
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Right EasUrnShor - Thanks

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None....they don't have electricity.  They use candles or oil lanterns.
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None....they don't have electricity.  They use candles or oil lanterns.
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  How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?
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Yes Thank You meinmd

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4thekids wrote: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Change? What's change?
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4thekids wrote: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Change? What's change?
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I'll try this one again. None - once changed always changed.
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BTW, I used to pastor in NC and would occassionally go to the PTL Club and help out. They gave us a tour of the place one day. In the main studio, they told us at that time that one studio light bulb might cost anywhere from $400+. Imagine what they are today for Hinn and whoever (don't keep up with those guys much - trying to start my own TV ministry :cool: [just joking folks]).

God bless,
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Yes Thank You Pete

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None, but it takes all of their contributors.
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None, but it takes all of their contributors.

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