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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu Feb 28th, 2008 11:34 pm |
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Why did the white flakes fall so slowly?
Because I was afraid to comb my hair  !
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 28th, 2008 11:17 pm |
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| Why did the white flakes fall so slowly?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 28th, 2008 08:51 am |
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Pete Macinta wrote: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You get the cold shoulder treatment when you go to bed.
Yes and you wake up wet!
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu Feb 28th, 2008 02:47 am |
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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You get the cold shoulder treatment when you go to bed.
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 28th, 2008 01:09 am |
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| How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 28th, 2008 01:09 am |
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Pete Macinta wrote: Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowballroom.
Yes Pete Thanks
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu Feb 28th, 2008 01:03 am |
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Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowballroom.
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 28th, 2008 12:56 am |
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| Where do snowmen go to dance?
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Feb 27th, 2008 10:52 am |
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4thekids wrote: Pete Macinta wrote: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Pop's cicles.
Yes to popsicles but what else would they eat? - Thanks Pete
Icebergers.
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Feb 26th, 2008 01:08 am |
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Pete Macinta wrote: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Pop's cicles.
Yes to popsicles but what else would they eat? - Thanks Pete
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 07:33 pm |
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What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Pop's cicles.
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 07:20 pm |
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| What do snowmen eat for lunch?
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 01:07 pm |
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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Snow Caps
Yes meinmd Thank You
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meinmd
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Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 12:55 pm |
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4thekids wrote: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Snow Caps
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 12:53 pm |
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| What do snowmen wear on their heads?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Feb 24th, 2008 12:47 pm |
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Pete Macinta wrote: In the snow bank.
I needed an easy one after getting my taxes completed.
Thanks Pete you are right
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 02:31 pm |
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In the snow bank.
I needed an easy one after getting my taxes completed.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 02:19 pm |
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| Where do snowmen keep their money?
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Fri Feb 22nd, 2008 02:01 pm |
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I think I need a cup of coffee. I was about to ask meinmd to explain his answer. Duh on me!
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meinmd
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Posted: Fri Feb 22nd, 2008 01:30 pm |
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4thekids wrote: After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister?
No, he would be dead.
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Feb 22nd, 2008 01:11 pm |
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| After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Feb 22nd, 2008 12:06 am |
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| That was horrible, 4tk
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 21st, 2008 10:11 pm |
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4thekids wrote: In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Feb 20th, 2008 11:10 pm |
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| In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
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Corn Nugget
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Posted: Wed Feb 20th, 2008 02:23 pm |
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| You got it Pete.
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Wed Feb 20th, 2008 02:17 pm |
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Corn asked If a rooster lays an egg on the roof peak of your house, figureing all chickens lay eggs big end first, will the egg roll to the front or the back side of the roof?
The answer is, I say boy, them thar roosters don't lay eggs.
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Corn Nugget
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Posted: Wed Feb 20th, 2008 02:07 pm |
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meinmd wrote: Corn Nugget wrote: If a rooster lays an egg on the roof peak of your house, figureing all chickens lay eggs big end first, will the egg roll to the front or the back side of the roof?
Neither, it will balanced on the peak.
nope
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meinmd
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Posted: Wed Feb 20th, 2008 01:54 pm |
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Corn Nugget wrote: If a rooster lays an egg on the roof peak of your house, figureing all chickens lay eggs big end first, will the egg roll to the front or the back side of the roof?
Neither, it will balanced on the peak.
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Corn Nugget
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Posted: Wed Feb 20th, 2008 01:50 pm |
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| If a rooster lays an egg on the roof peak of your house, figureing all chickens lay eggs big end first, will the egg roll to the front or the back side of the roof?
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Feb 20th, 2008 10:51 am |
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Pete Macinta wrote: Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Neither because the yolk is yellow, unless you brush it with Pepsodent.
Yes thank you Pete LOL!
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Tue Feb 19th, 2008 09:46 pm |
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Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Neither because the yolk is yellow, unless you brush it with Pepsodent.
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Feb 19th, 2008 09:43 pm |
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| Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Feb 19th, 2008 11:47 am |
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4thekids wrote: Where did Noah keep those two bees?
In archives.
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pineknot
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Posted: Mon Feb 18th, 2008 05:37 pm |
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 18th, 2008 05:20 pm |
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No pineknot but please try again!
pineknot wrote:
In his bonnet
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pineknot
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Posted: Mon Feb 18th, 2008 05:18 pm |
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| In his bonnet
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 18th, 2008 04:54 pm |
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| Where did Noah keep those two bees?
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 18th, 2008 04:04 am |
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Good reply Thank You Pete and I have yet another answer - Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.
Pete Macinta wrote:
What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
Jehovah's1 witless.
1= possesive sense folks
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Sun Feb 17th, 2008 06:33 pm |
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What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
Jehovah's1 witless.
1= possesive sense folks
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Feb 17th, 2008 05:43 pm |
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| What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 16th, 2008 10:54 pm |
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Right - Thanks Pete
Pete Macinta wrote:
What do you get when you mix holy water with milk of magnesia?
A religious movement?
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Sat Feb 16th, 2008 10:46 pm |
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What do you get when you mix holy water with milk of magnesia?
A religious movement?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 16th, 2008 04:22 pm |
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| What do you get when you mix holy water with milk of magnesia?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 16th, 2008 02:06 pm |
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Thank Pete -They must have, because Joseph served in Pharoah's court.
Pete Macinta wrote:
I was going to say, yes, in Pharaoh's court, but cannot locate the verse by computer search in either the AV or KJ21.
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Sat Feb 16th, 2008 01:41 pm |
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I was going to say, yes, in Pharaoh's court, but cannot locate the verse by computer search in either the AV or KJ21.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 16th, 2008 12:35 pm |
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| Did you know that they played tennis in ancient Egypt?
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Feb 15th, 2008 06:32 pm |
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David. He sat on the throne for fifty years.
4thekids wrote:
What's the second-greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 14th, 2008 07:10 pm |
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| What's the second-greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 14th, 2008 12:08 pm |
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Yes Pete - and Thank You - you are on a roll.
Pete Macinta wrote:
What's the greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
Human: The woman that was bound for 18 years
Angelic (fallen): Satan will be bound for 1000 years
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu Feb 14th, 2008 01:13 am |
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What's the greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
Human: The woman that was bound for 18 years
Angelic (fallen): Satan will be bound for 1000 years
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