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 Posted: Fri Jan 4th, 2008 12:38 am
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csd teacher wrote: Mount Everest

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Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

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csd teacher wrote: 4thekids wrote: A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
The child was born before the United States were officially formed - 1776.

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4thekids wrote: A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
The child was born before the United States were officially formed - 1776.

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A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?

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Farmer wrote: a coffin
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a coffin

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 The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote: What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Fowl weather

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4thekids wrote: What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Fowl weather

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What kind of weather does a turkey like?

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4thekids wrote: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?

It's true, Comet cleans sinks.

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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?

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SouthernPride wrote: Claustrophobic?
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.

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4thekids wrote: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote:


What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?


IC (icey)

And also IC for Ice Cream - - - Thanks meinmd

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4thekids wrote:

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?


IC (icey)

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

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Farmer wrote: Crispy Kringle?      Or would it be   "_________ roasting on an open fire?"

Yes to both - - Thanks Farmer - - LOL

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Crispy Kringle?      Or would it be   "_________ roasting on an open fire?"

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What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?

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4thekids wrote: What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?

Answer:  I'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?

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Dandy wrote: A chiller?

Sorry Dandy - - - Gordy is right with Frostbite

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A chiller?

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Frostbite?

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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Yes  Farmer Thank You

Farmer wrote:
frosted flakes     and    'ice crispies

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How about snowflakes? ;)

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frosted flakes     and    'ice crispies

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

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Farmer wrote: sandy pawsFarmer, good job!
Sandy Paws
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Sandy Claws.

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What does a Cat get when he walks across the desert on Christmas Eve?? GREYDOG

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4thekids wrote: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Answer:  So he can    hoe - hoe -  hoe

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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

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Yes Pete Thank You

Pete Macinta wrote:
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night?

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What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night?

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What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?

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FlipFlop wrote: There's "No El" in the Christmas alphabet.
Thank FlipFlop real close  "The Christmas alphlabet has No L (Noel)  

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There's "No El" in the Christmas alphabet.

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

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4thekids wrote: What do elves learn in school?

Answer:  The Elf-abet 

 

 

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What do elves learn in school?

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4thekids wrote: Is turkey soup good for your health?


Answer -- Not if you are the Turkey


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