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 Posted: Tue Dec 18th, 2007 11:59 am
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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

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Farmer wrote: Crispy Kringle?      Or would it be   "_________ roasting on an open fire?"

Yes to both - - Thanks Farmer - - LOL

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Crispy Kringle?      Or would it be   "_________ roasting on an open fire?"

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What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?

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4thekids wrote: What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?

Answer:  I'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?

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Dandy wrote: A chiller?

Sorry Dandy - - - Gordy is right with Frostbite

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Frostbite?

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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Yes  Farmer Thank You

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frosted flakes     and    'ice crispies

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How about snowflakes? ;)

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frosted flakes     and    'ice crispies

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

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Farmer wrote: sandy pawsFarmer, good job!
Sandy Paws
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Sandy Claws.

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sandy paws

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What does a Cat get when he walks across the desert on Christmas Eve?? GREYDOG

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4thekids wrote: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Answer:  So he can    hoe - hoe -  hoe

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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

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Yes Pete Thank You

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What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night?

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What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night?

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FlipFlop wrote: There's "No El" in the Christmas alphabet.
Thank FlipFlop real close  "The Christmas alphlabet has No L (Noel)  

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There's "No El" in the Christmas alphabet.

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

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4thekids wrote: What do elves learn in school?

Answer:  The Elf-abet 

 

 

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What do elves learn in school?

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4thekids wrote: Is turkey soup good for your health?


Answer -- Not if you are the Turkey

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Is turkey soup good for your health?

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This isn't the answer I was looking for but it is better then mine which was "They all have keys"

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They all run for office??

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How are a Turkey, a Donkey, and a Monkey the same?


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How are a Turkey, a Donkey, and a Monkey the same?

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How are a Turkey, a Donkey, and a Monkey the same?

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What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

Go on peck-nics

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What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

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Yes pineknot - - - Thank You

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Nothing they are already stuffed.

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Nothing they are already stuffed.

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Pilgrim isn't the right answer - - - please try again - - - Thanks veritas serum

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A Pligrim???

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What does a turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving?


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A Pligrim???

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What does a turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving?

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What does a turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving?

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4thekids wrote: Hard iron on horse / cow's hide on man.


Answer:  Shoe

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Hard iron on horse / cow's hide on man.

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Down our way, it's tar!  (and chips)   trust me, it's worthless!!

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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote: I am the black cloak of the road ! What am I ?.__________
Tar

No Tar is wrong - - the right answer is Asphalt - - Good Try Thank You meinmd

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4thekids wrote: I am the black cloak of the road ! What am I ?.__________
Tar

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4thekids wrote: Remove my first two letters & you have the name of a certain body of water. I am a mythical creature found in folklore. __________
Answer:  faerie

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Remove my first two letters & you have the name of a certain body of water. I am a mythical creature found in folklore. __________

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4thekids wrote:  My first half read backward means 'dull,' & I am a period of each day.
Answer:  Midday

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 My first half read backward means 'dull,' & I am a period of each day.

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