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Pete Macinta
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 Posted: Tue Jun 3rd, 2008 10:46 am
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God bless you 2,
Pete

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Pete Macinta wrote: What goes up but never goes down?
One's age

Yes Pete and Thank You - GOD BLESS YOU

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4thekids wrote: What goes up but never goes down?

Gas Prices. LOL, sorry couldn't resist.

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What goes up but never goes down?
One's age

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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote: What bone keeps getting longer and shorter?
Trombone

Yes meinmd you are right and Thank You - Sorry I didn't reply sooner.

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4thekids wrote: What bone keeps getting longer and shorter?
Trombone

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4thekids wrote: What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?
Answr:  Holes

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4thekids wrote: What do moths study in school?
 Answer:  Mothematics

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Pete Macinta wrote: What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?
Silence.



Yes Pete Thanks

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What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?
Silence.


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Yes meinmd and Thank You

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4thekids wrote: What occurs once in a minute, Twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?
The letter M

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4thekids wrote: What occurs once in a minute, Twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?
The letter M

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Sorry Pete but the answer I was looking for is Goose - Thank You

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4tk wrote "muuders day"  which is correct and see the charming picture attached :P! (btw, was my answer correct to your riddle?)

Attachment: HappyMuddersDay.JPG (Downloaded 211 times)

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Mudders Day

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4tk wrote... (and please see my riddle below - just havet to do it!)
What grows down when it grows up?Our life span?

My riddle, very easy one:

What will / did mud snakes celebrate on May 11, 2008?

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Yes Pete and Thank You

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If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet! :P !

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If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet! :P !

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Bills,

wet feed,

webbed feet,

sounds like all three answers are "just ducky!"

they all quacked me up.

God bless,
Pete

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Farmer wrote: What do ducks have that you hate to get?
BILLS.....................

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Wet feet

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4thekids wrote: Webbed feet.
LOL   Point taken, but not the answer I was looking for.

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Last edited on Fri May 2nd, 2008 01:09 am by Farmer

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Pete Macinta wrote: r


:D

Yes Pete and Thank You

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What is in the middle of Paris?

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4thekids wrote: What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Answer:  a jeweler sells watches, a jailer watches cells

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4thekids wrote: If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?        
Answer:  K9P  

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4thekids wrote: What can make an octopus laugh?
Answer:  ten - tickles (tentacles)

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prm wrote: 4thekids wrote: What can make an octopus laugh?
A car for sale might be a GTO. :P

Dawg  - I think you have been drinking to much Xango juice

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What's a "goat" got to do with an octopus laughing?  LOL

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4thekids wrote: What can make an octopus laugh?
A car for sale might be a GTO. :P

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Farmer wrote: tu lips
Yes - Farmer and Thanks & a big THANK YOU for all the nice pictures!

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tu lips

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What flower do you always wear?

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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote: WHAT BUILDING HAS THE MOST STORIES?
The Library

Yes and thanks - meinmd

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4thekids wrote: WHAT BUILDING HAS THE MOST STORIES?
The Library

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