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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Mar 9th, 2007 07:30 pm |
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A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Mar 9th, 2007 07:24 pm |
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csd teacher wrote: It was an empty glass???
Yes ---- Thanks
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Posted: Fri Mar 9th, 2007 07:08 pm |
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It was an empty glass???
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Mar 9th, 2007 06:56 pm |
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A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water.
How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water?
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Posted: Thu Mar 8th, 2007 01:32 pm |
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This is Gordy wrote: 75 people got 3 fruit correctly and 80 people got all 4 correctly
Sorry Gordy ---Thank for your reply
The Answer: It is not possible to guess only three fruits correctly: the fourth fruit is then correct too! So nobody has guessed three fruits correctly and 123-43-39-31 = 10 people have guessed four fruits correctly.
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Posted: Thu Mar 8th, 2007 03:47 am |
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| 75 people got 3 fruit correctly and 80 people got all 4 correctly
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Posted: Thu Mar 8th, 2007 12:51 am |
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| I think I've got it but I will give it some time. I will wait for the riddle to get ripe. (ha ha ha) Last edited on Thu Mar 8th, 2007 03:47 am by
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Posted: Thu Mar 8th, 2007 12:39 am |
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In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly.
The Riddle : How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?
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Posted: Thu Mar 8th, 2007 12:26 am |
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This is Gordy wrote: She took a photo of him then developed it herself.
Yes ---Thanks
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Posted: Wed Mar 7th, 2007 11:26 pm |
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| She took a photo of him then developed it herself.
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Mar 7th, 2007 11:19 pm |
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A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Mar 7th, 2007 10:44 pm |
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EasUrnShor wrote: Honey bee?
Thank You---That's Right
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Posted: Wed Mar 7th, 2007 10:41 pm |
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| Honey bee?
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Mar 7th, 2007 10:05 pm |
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A warrior amongst the flowers, he bears a thrusting sword. He uses it when'er he must to defend his golden hoard. What is he?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Mar 6th, 2007 07:09 pm |
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J.R. wrote: A lighter and some wood...or paper. so two things could fill the room, smoke or light.
J.R. ---I think a lighter and some wood...Or paper would work just as well.---Thanks
The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
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Posted: Tue Mar 6th, 2007 06:51 pm |
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| A lighter and some wood...or paper. so two things could fill the room, smoke or light.
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Posted: Tue Mar 6th, 2007 01:13 am |
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An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
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Posted: Mon Mar 5th, 2007 09:59 am |
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This is Gordy wrote: Valley and alley
Yes----Thanks This is Gordy
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Posted: Mon Mar 5th, 2007 01:51 am |
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Valley and alley
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Posted: Sun Mar 4th, 2007 11:38 pm |
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I am a path situated between high natural masses. Remove my first letter & you have a path situated between man-made masses.
What am I?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Mar 4th, 2007 04:06 pm |
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Butthead's solution is to rotate the three burgers. If the
three burgers are 1,2 and 3 with sides A and B for each,
the first five minutes sides 1A and 2A are cooked. The second
burger is put aside and for the next five minutes, 1B and
3A are cooked. The first burger is now done and in the final
five minutes, 2B and 3B are cooked.
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Posted: Sun Mar 4th, 2007 03:04 pm |
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start cooking two burgers
after 5 minutes - flip one burger and remove the other and start cooking the third
after 5 minutes - remove cooked burger - now cook the the uncooked side of the 2 partically cooked burgers for 5 minutes...
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Mar 3rd, 2007 12:48 am |
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Bubba invited Beavis and Butthead to his house for a barbeque. Since Bubba's barbeque is only capable of handling two hamburgers at once, he wonders how he can cook three hamburgers at once, he wonders how he can cook three hamburgers in the shortest amount of time. It takes five minutes fro each side of a burger to cook. Therefore, in ten minutes two will be cooked, and another ten minutes will be needed to cook the third burger. Butthead says all three can be cooked i just 15 minutes. How?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 08:03 pm |
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| correct!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 07:50 pm |
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| Niagra Falls?
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 07:42 pm |
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| Water pours over me as I constantly move backwards. I am famous. What am I?
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 07:31 pm |
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Farmer wrote: This is kind of old but one of my favorites
What does a woman do sitting down, a man standing up and a dog with one leg in the air?
shake hands?
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 04:14 pm |
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| Pabst Smear
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 04:06 pm |
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A gynecologist invented a new drink. I's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka.
 
What did he name his drink?
I bet Farmer knows this one....
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 03:14 pm |
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| it's butt
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 01:46 pm |
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| What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 01:45 pm |
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| Real close JR A map of the U.S.
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 01:43 pm |
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| Instructions on the best way to illegally cross over into the U.S.?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 01:30 pm |
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Farmer wrote: What do you get when you apply for welfare in Mexico?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 01:29 pm |
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Farmer wrote: A potato
Farmer you are on the ball---Thanks
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Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 01:28 pm |
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| What do you get when you apply for welfare in Mexico?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 01:27 pm |
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| A potato
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 01:23 pm |
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A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?
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Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 01:20 pm |
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Farmer wrote: He hung it on the end of his gun?
You are right --Thanks
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Feb 27th, 2007 07:19 pm |
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| He hung it on the end of his gun?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Feb 27th, 2007 06:49 pm |
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A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision.
How did me manage this feat?
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Posted: Mon Feb 26th, 2007 12:48 am |
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wetfoot wrote: Everyone that wasn't single survived.
That right wetfoot ---Thanks
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Posted: Sun Feb 25th, 2007 04:36 pm |
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Everyone that wasn't single survived.
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Posted: Sun Feb 25th, 2007 01:27 pm |
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A plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet...there were suvivors. Explain how?
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Posted: Thu Feb 22nd, 2007 11:28 pm |
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4thekids wrote: A little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass.
What am I?
A Coconut
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Posted: Wed Feb 21st, 2007 11:59 am |
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A little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass.
What am I?
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Posted: Sun Feb 18th, 2007 01:44 am |
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wetfoot wrote: When the glass is filled with something other than water.
You got it ---Thanks
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Posted: Sat Feb 17th, 2007 07:33 pm |
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| When the glass is filled with something other than water.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 17th, 2007 02:19 pm |
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| How can you knock over a full glass and not spill any water?
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Posted: Wed Feb 14th, 2007 03:26 pm |
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resisto wrote: Is he an executioner?
Answer:
He is a hangman and she happened to be sentenced to death.
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