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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Mar 3rd, 2007 12:48 am |
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Bubba invited Beavis and Butthead to his house for a barbeque. Since Bubba's barbeque is only capable of handling two hamburgers at once, he wonders how he can cook three hamburgers at once, he wonders how he can cook three hamburgers in the shortest amount of time. It takes five minutes fro each side of a burger to cook. Therefore, in ten minutes two will be cooked, and another ten minutes will be needed to cook the third burger. Butthead says all three can be cooked i just 15 minutes. How?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 08:03 pm |
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| correct!!
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EasUrnShor
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 07:50 pm |
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| Niagra Falls?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 07:42 pm |
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| Water pours over me as I constantly move backwards. I am famous. What am I?
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Questions
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 07:31 pm |
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Farmer wrote: This is kind of old but one of my favorites
What does a woman do sitting down, a man standing up and a dog with one leg in the air?
shake hands?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 04:14 pm |
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| Pabst Smear
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wetfoot
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 04:06 pm |
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A gynecologist invented a new drink. I's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka.
 
What did he name his drink?
I bet Farmer knows this one....
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 03:14 pm |
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| it's butt
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 01:46 pm |
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| What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 01:45 pm |
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| Real close JR A map of the U.S.
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Posted: Fri Mar 2nd, 2007 01:43 pm |
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| Instructions on the best way to illegally cross over into the U.S.?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 01:30 pm |
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Farmer wrote: What do you get when you apply for welfare in Mexico?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 01:29 pm |
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Farmer wrote: A potato
Farmer you are on the ball---Thanks
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 01:28 pm |
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| What do you get when you apply for welfare in Mexico?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 01:27 pm |
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| A potato
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 01:23 pm |
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A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 01:20 pm |
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Farmer wrote: He hung it on the end of his gun?
You are right --Thanks
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Feb 27th, 2007 07:19 pm |
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| He hung it on the end of his gun?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Feb 27th, 2007 06:49 pm |
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A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision.
How did me manage this feat?
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 26th, 2007 12:48 am |
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wetfoot wrote: Everyone that wasn't single survived.
That right wetfoot ---Thanks
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Posted: Sun Feb 25th, 2007 04:36 pm |
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Everyone that wasn't single survived.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Feb 25th, 2007 01:27 pm |
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A plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet...there were suvivors. Explain how?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 22nd, 2007 11:28 pm |
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4thekids wrote: A little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass.
What am I?
A Coconut
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Feb 21st, 2007 11:59 am |
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A little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass.
What am I?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Feb 18th, 2007 01:44 am |
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wetfoot wrote: When the glass is filled with something other than water.
You got it ---Thanks
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Posted: Sat Feb 17th, 2007 07:33 pm |
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| When the glass is filled with something other than water.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 17th, 2007 02:19 pm |
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| How can you knock over a full glass and not spill any water?
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Feb 14th, 2007 03:26 pm |
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resisto wrote: Is he an executioner?
Answer:
He is a hangman and she happened to be sentenced to death.
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Posted: Wed Feb 14th, 2007 03:06 pm |
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4the kids
Because it was an accident and he also perished ??
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Posted: Wed Feb 14th, 2007 02:53 pm |
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| Is he an executioner?
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Posted: Wed Feb 14th, 2007 02:39 pm |
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| What are stars ???? Sorry answered wrong riddle Last edited on Wed Feb 14th, 2007 03:02 pm by Questions
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Posted: Wed Feb 14th, 2007 09:59 am |
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EasUrnShor wrote: It's a movie. He's an actor.
NO ---sorry
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Posted: Wed Feb 14th, 2007 03:57 am |
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| It's a movie. He's an actor.
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Feb 14th, 2007 01:32 am |
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A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.
Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Feb 9th, 2007 04:49 pm |
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J.R. wrote: A peanut?
Good Job - Thanks
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Posted: Fri Feb 9th, 2007 02:54 pm |
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| A peanut?
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Feb 9th, 2007 01:14 am |
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A house with two occupants, sometimes one, rarely three.
Break the walls, eat the boarders, then throw away me.
What am I?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 8th, 2007 08:38 pm |
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Questions wrote: Blood ?? the guys a vampire ???
That right ---Thank You
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Posted: Thu Feb 8th, 2007 08:14 pm |
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| Blood ?? the guys a vampire ???
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 8th, 2007 01:02 am |
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A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the
wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never
gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely
consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man
is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without
it. What is his favorite drink?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Feb 6th, 2007 02:30 am |
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4thekids wrote: A headless man had a letter to write;
It was read by a man who had lost his sight.
The dumb repeated it word for word;
And deaf was he who listened and heard.
The letter in question is the letter "O".
It is zero. The man had nothing to write.
The blind could read nothing.
The person who was dumb could repeat nothing.
The deaf man listened and heard nothing.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Feb 4th, 2007 12:44 pm |
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A headless man had a letter to write;
It was read by a man who had lost his sight.
The dumb repeated it word for word;
And deaf was he who listened and heard.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 3rd, 2007 02:33 pm |
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grandma wrote: What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line
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Posted: Sat Feb 3rd, 2007 02:18 pm |
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| What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Feb 2nd, 2007 11:53 pm |
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grandma wrote: Wherever you put him *LOL*
correct grandma
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Feb 2nd, 2007 03:50 pm |
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resisto wrote: 4thekids wrote: Question: 
A man has a goat, a wolf, and a head of cabbage. He comes to a river that has no bridge, but a small boat to cross the river. The boat can hold only one of the three things he has. If he takes over the wolf first, the goat will eat the cabbage. If he take over the cabbage first, the wolf will eat the goat. How does he solve the problem?
Go across with the goat.
Come back with nothing.
Go across with the cabbage.
Come back with the goat.
Go across with the wolf.
Come back with nothing.
Go across with the goat.
Two charts and some head-scratching later...
Your are right----Thanks
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resisto
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Posted: Fri Feb 2nd, 2007 02:30 pm |
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4thekids wrote: Question:
A man has a goat, a wolf, and a head of cabbage. He comes to a river that has no bridge, but a small boat to cross the river. The boat can hold only one of the three things he has. If he takes over the wolf first, the goat will eat the cabbage. If he take over the cabbage first, the wolf will eat the goat. How does he solve the problem?
Go across with the goat.
Come back with nothing.
Go across with the cabbage.
Come back with the goat.
Go across with the wolf.
Come back with nothing.
Go across with the goat.
Two charts and some head-scratching later...
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 1st, 2007 10:15 pm |
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Question:
A man has a goat, a wolf, and a head of cabbage. He comes to a river that has no bridge, but a small boat to cross the river. The boat can hold only one of the three things he has. If he takes over the wolf first, the goat will eat the cabbage. If he take over the cabbage first, the wolf will eat the goat. How does he solve the problem?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 1st, 2007 09:37 pm |
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J.R. wrote: I don't think a house can jump.....
I know you are right J.R.----Thanks
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Posted: Thu Feb 1st, 2007 09:24 pm |
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| I don't think a house can jump.....
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