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wetfoot
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Posted: Thu Feb 1st, 2007 06:09 pm |
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| The dog jumped over his dog house...?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 1st, 2007 01:59 pm |
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A guy bet his neighbor $100 dollars that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet an lost.
Why did he lose the bet?
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grandma
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Posted: Wed Jan 31st, 2007 05:38 pm |
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| Wherever you put him *LOL*
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White Dove
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Posted: Wed Jan 31st, 2007 04:00 pm |
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A hot dog?
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Jan 31st, 2007 02:36 pm |
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| Where do you find a dog with no legs?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jan 30th, 2007 11:02 pm |
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pineknot wrote: An apple per day keeps the Dr away.
That Right ---- Thanks pineknot
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pineknot
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Posted: Tue Jan 30th, 2007 10:32 pm |
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| An apple per day keeps the Dr away.
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jan 30th, 2007 10:05 pm |
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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jan 30th, 2007 12:34 am |
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4thekids wrote: How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
With cookie sheets
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 28th, 2007 11:48 am |
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| How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 28th, 2007 11:47 am |
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wetfoot wrote: It felt crummy.
Right on wetfoot-----Good Job
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wetfoot
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Posted: Sun Jan 28th, 2007 11:17 am |
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| It felt crummy.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 28th, 2007 10:37 am |
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| Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Jan 27th, 2007 04:15 pm |
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This is Gordy wrote: 4thekids wrote: What fruit always travels in groups of two?
PAIRS?
Pears!
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Posted: Sat Jan 27th, 2007 04:06 pm |
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4thekids wrote: What fruit always travels in groups of two?
PAIRS?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Jan 27th, 2007 03:15 pm |
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| What fruit always travels in groups of two?
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Jan 26th, 2007 10:12 pm |
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EasUrnShor wrote: Human.
Human Beans! -----Thank You EasUrnShor
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EasUrnShor
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Posted: Fri Jan 26th, 2007 10:05 pm |
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| Human.
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Jan 26th, 2007 01:41 pm |
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| What kind of beans have landed on the moon?
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grandma
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Posted: Fri Jan 26th, 2007 01:35 pm |
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| put "14 carrots" in it
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 25th, 2007 11:28 pm |
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| How do you make a soup rich?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jan 23rd, 2007 12:32 am |
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4thekids wrote: You may call me BEETLE, bug or bird,
Which may seem to be absurd.
But give me "LADY" as title of address,
Then that will help clear up the mess.
Answer ---Lady Beetles
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 06:34 pm |
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You may call me BEETLE, bug or bird,
Which may seem to be absurd.
But give me "LADY" as title of address,
Then that will help clear up the mess.
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 05:45 pm |
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I am glad to play and thanks for providing the riddles that you do. 
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 05:44 pm |
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This is Gordy wrote: This is Gordy wrote: Due east
That is right sorry I didn't see your answer earlier---good job
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 05:10 pm |
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This is Gordy wrote: Due east
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 04:39 pm |
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What do you call animals that eat only meat?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 04:25 pm |
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wetfoot wrote: one to nine in alphabetical order
your right wetfoot
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wetfoot
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 03:53 pm |
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one to nine in alphabetical order
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 03:49 pm |
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The Special Number
What is special about the number 854917632
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 03:41 pm |
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Farmer wrote: What crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed?
Suicide
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wetfoot
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 03:39 pm |
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| suicide
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Farmer
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 03:23 pm |
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| What crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed?
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 04:23 am |
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| Due east Last edited on Sun Jan 21st, 2007 04:25 am by
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 12:35 am |
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Question:
A group of soldiers were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. Their sergeant shouted at them:
Right turn!
About turn!
Left turn!
In which direction are they now facing?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 21st, 2007 12:29 am |
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Answer to
the elevator mystery
because he is a midget and he cannot reach the 11th floor
button. but on rainy days he has an umbrella and uses it
as a stick to reach the button.
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Farmer
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Posted: Sat Jan 20th, 2007 11:43 pm |
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| Maybe he can't reach the 11th floor button??
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Jan 20th, 2007 05:46 pm |
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the elevator mystery
there is a guy who lives on the 11th floor of an apartment and rides the eleveator everyday. everyday he gets off on the 7th floor and walks the rest of the way. he is not a health freak, nor trying to lose weight, and the elevator will go up to the 11th floor. only on rainy days does he ride the elevator all the way to the 11th floor. why is it that only on rainy days does he do this?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Jan 20th, 2007 05:39 pm |
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Farmer wrote: they would be 1,3,9 and 27 pounds
That would be right---- Thank Farmer
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Farmer
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Posted: Sat Jan 20th, 2007 03:22 pm |
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| they would be 1,3,9 and 27 pounds
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Jan 20th, 2007 01:35 am |
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Question:
A farmer had a stone that he used to measure grain on his scale. One day his neighbor borrowed the stone, and when he returned, it was broken into four pieces. The neighbor was very apologetic, but the farmer thanked the neighbor for doing him a big favor. The farmer said that now he can measure his grain in one pound increments starting at one pound all the way to forty pounds (1, 2, 3, 17, 29, 37, etc.) using these four stones.
How much do the four stones weigh?
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Farmer
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Posted: Sat Jan 20th, 2007 01:26 am |
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| I've been out of town 4TK bring on another one!!
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Jan 20th, 2007 01:20 am |
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4thekids wrote:
What am I?
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
Answer --- A Shadow
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 18th, 2007 10:40 pm |
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What am I?
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 18th, 2007 10:34 pm |
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Farmer wrote: give one kid the jar with the cookie in it
Right on.
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jan 18th, 2007 10:11 pm |
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| give one kid the jar with the cookie in it
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 18th, 2007 10:09 pm |
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| A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie, but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it? (WITHOUT BREAKING ANY COOKIES-EACH CHILD HAS TO GET A WHOLE!)
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Jan 17th, 2007 02:50 pm |
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Farmer wrote: a good start
That's right
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Jan 17th, 2007 01:24 pm |
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| a good start
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jan 16th, 2007 10:14 pm |
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1,000 lawyers...
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
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