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4thekids
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 Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 11:37 pm
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If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
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Bills,

wet feed,

webbed feet,

sounds like all three answers are "just ducky!"

they all quacked me up.

God bless,
Pete
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Farmer wrote: What do ducks have that you hate to get?
BILLS.....................
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Wet feet
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4thekids wrote: Webbed feet.
LOL   Point taken, but not the answer I was looking for.
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Webbed feet.
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What do ducks have that you hate to get?

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Pete Macinta wrote: r


:D

Yes Pete and Thank You
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What is in the middle of Paris?
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4thekids wrote: What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Answer:  a jeweler sells watches, a jailer watches cells
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4thekids wrote: If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?        
Answer:  K9P  
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If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?        
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4thekids wrote: What can make an octopus laugh?
Answer:  ten - tickles (tentacles)
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prm wrote: 4thekids wrote: What can make an octopus laugh?
A car for sale might be a GTO. :P
Dawg  - I think you have been drinking to much Xango juice
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What's a "goat" got to do with an octopus laughing?  LOL
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4thekids wrote: What can make an octopus laugh?
A car for sale might be a GTO. :P
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Farmer wrote: tu lips
Yes - Farmer and Thanks & a big THANK YOU for all the nice pictures!
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What flower do you always wear?
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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote: WHAT BUILDING HAS THE MOST STORIES?
The Library
Yes and thanks - meinmd
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4thekids wrote: WHAT BUILDING HAS THE MOST STORIES?
The Library
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WHAT BUILDING HAS THE MOST STORIES?
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Pete Macinta wrote: What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a wolf?ummm, a wolf crying "Snow!" ?
No sorry Pete - correct answer:  frostbite
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What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a wolf?ummm, a wolf crying "Snow!" ?
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What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a wolf?
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4thekids wrote: What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Sponge Bob Smart Pants.....lol
Yes and Thank You energizer
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4thekids wrote: What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Sponge Bob Smart Pants.....lol
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What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
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I don't know, but when it talks you had better listen carefully!

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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger?
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Because for every lunch it went back for seconds

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Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?
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Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?
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No to ghost and toxicity

Answer:  Electricity

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What city has no people?
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A ghost town?
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4thekids wrote: What city has no people?

Toxicity?
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4thekids wrote: What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?
No to Headstones - No to Kidney stones and no to Gall stones although I believe all of these are good answer, but what I was looking for is Dry stones.  Thanks everyone.  
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Headstones?

 
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Headstones?
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or kidney stones
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gall stones?
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gall stones?
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EasUrnShor wrote: A fence.
Yes.  Thanks EasUrnShor.:D
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Yes EDAM Cheese - Thanks law_girl428

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4thekids wrote: What kind of cheese is made backwards?

EDAM cheese.  LOL :D
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4thekids wrote: What kind of cheese is made backwards?

EDAM cheese.  LOL :D

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