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pineknot
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Posted: Mon Feb 18th, 2008 04:37 pm |
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 18th, 2008 04:20 pm |
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No pineknot but please try again!
pineknot wrote:
In his bonnet
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pineknot
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Posted: Mon Feb 18th, 2008 04:18 pm |
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| In his bonnet
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 18th, 2008 03:54 pm |
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| Where did Noah keep those two bees?
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 18th, 2008 03:04 am |
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Good reply Thank You Pete and I have yet another answer - Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.
Pete Macinta wrote:
What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
Jehovah's1 witless.
1= possesive sense folks
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Sun Feb 17th, 2008 05:33 pm |
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What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
Jehovah's1 witless.
1= possesive sense folks
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Feb 17th, 2008 04:43 pm |
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| What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 16th, 2008 09:54 pm |
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Right - Thanks Pete
Pete Macinta wrote:
What do you get when you mix holy water with milk of magnesia?
A religious movement?
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Sat Feb 16th, 2008 09:46 pm |
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What do you get when you mix holy water with milk of magnesia?
A religious movement?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 16th, 2008 03:22 pm |
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| What do you get when you mix holy water with milk of magnesia?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 16th, 2008 01:06 pm |
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Thank Pete -They must have, because Joseph served in Pharoah's court.
Pete Macinta wrote:
I was going to say, yes, in Pharaoh's court, but cannot locate the verse by computer search in either the AV or KJ21.
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Sat Feb 16th, 2008 12:41 pm |
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I was going to say, yes, in Pharaoh's court, but cannot locate the verse by computer search in either the AV or KJ21.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 16th, 2008 11:35 am |
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| Did you know that they played tennis in ancient Egypt?
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Feb 15th, 2008 05:32 pm |
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David. He sat on the throne for fifty years.
4thekids wrote:
What's the second-greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 14th, 2008 06:10 pm |
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| What's the second-greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 14th, 2008 11:08 am |
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Yes Pete - and Thank You - you are on a roll.
Pete Macinta wrote:
What's the greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
Human: The woman that was bound for 18 years
Angelic (fallen): Satan will be bound for 1000 years
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu Feb 14th, 2008 12:13 am |
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What's the greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
Human: The woman that was bound for 18 years
Angelic (fallen): Satan will be bound for 1000 years
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Feb 13th, 2008 01:44 pm |
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| What's the greatest case of constipation in the Bible?
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Feb 13th, 2008 11:05 am |
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Yes Pete - again Thanks
Pete Macinta wrote:
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
I might know-uh the answer:
Noah sat on the deck.
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Wed Feb 13th, 2008 03:27 am |
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Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
I might know-uh the answer:
Noah sat on the deck.
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Feb 13th, 2008 12:37 am |
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| Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Feb 12th, 2008 08:34 pm |
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Yes Pete - Thanks
Pete Macinta wrote:
Why didn't Noah do any fishing from the ark?
He only had two worms.
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Mon Feb 11th, 2008 03:43 pm |
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Why didn't Noah do any fishing from the ark?
He only had two worms.
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 11th, 2008 03:41 pm |
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| Why didn't Noah do any fishing from the ark?
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 11th, 2008 02:59 pm |
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Yes Pete - Thanks
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Samson, because he "made sport" for the Philistines and brought the house down.
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Sat Feb 9th, 2008 02:26 pm |
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Samson, because he "made sport" for the Philistines and brought the house down.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 9th, 2008 11:03 am |
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| Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Feb 8th, 2008 10:50 pm |
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Yes - Thank You meinmd
meinmd wrote:
4thekids wrote: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Ruthless
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meinmd
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Posted: Fri Feb 8th, 2008 11:59 am |
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4thekids wrote: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Ruthless
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Feb 8th, 2008 11:25 am |
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| What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 7th, 2008 02:13 pm |
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Pete I got to say that I like your answer the best - Thank You - The other answer is The Pharoah's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and took out a little prophet.
Pete Macinta wrote:
Who was the best female financier in the Bible?
Hmmm, think I might have it...
Mary, because she treasured all the things about the newborn Christ in her heart.
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu Feb 7th, 2008 01:14 pm |
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Who was the best female financier in the Bible?
Hmmm, think I might have it...
Mary, because she treasured all the things about the newborn Christ in her heart.
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 7th, 2008 01:08 pm |
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| Who was the best female financier in the Bible?
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu Feb 7th, 2008 01:22 am |
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That was a stumper to me!
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Feb 7th, 2008 01:16 am |
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Answer: Noah, because he floated his entire stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.
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Who was the best financier in the Bible?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Feb 5th, 2008 10:53 pm |
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| Who was the best financier in the Bible?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Feb 5th, 2008 09:04 am |
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Right EasUrnShor - Thanks
EasUrnShor wrote:
None....they don't have electricity. They use candles or oil lanterns.
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EasUrnShor
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Posted: Mon Feb 4th, 2008 10:35 pm |
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| None....they don't have electricity. They use candles or oil lanterns.
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 4th, 2008 09:55 pm |
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| How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Feb 4th, 2008 03:53 pm |
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Yes Thank You meinmd
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4thekids wrote: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Change? What's change?
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meinmd
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Posted: Mon Feb 4th, 2008 12:17 pm |
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4thekids wrote: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Change? What's change?
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Sun Feb 3rd, 2008 06:51 pm |
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I'll try this one again. None - once changed always changed.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Feb 3rd, 2008 06:40 pm |
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| How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Sat Feb 2nd, 2008 12:36 pm |
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BTW, I used to pastor in NC and would occassionally go to the PTL Club and help out. They gave us a tour of the place one day. In the main studio, they told us at that time that one studio light bulb might cost anywhere from $400+. Imagine what they are today for Hinn and whoever (don't keep up with those guys much - trying to start my own TV ministry  [just joking folks]).
God bless,
Pete
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Feb 2nd, 2008 12:09 pm |
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Yes Thank You Pete
Pete Macinta wrote:
None, but it takes all of their contributors.
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Sat Feb 2nd, 2008 03:17 am |
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None, but it takes all of their contributors.
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Feb 1st, 2008 09:32 pm |
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| How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 31st, 2008 10:04 pm |
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Get to say yes to this one -answer - None God decides when the bulb will change - Thanks Everybody
thinkfirst wrote:
Zero. It would take divine intervention....
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thinkfirst
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Posted: Thu Jan 31st, 2008 07:51 pm |
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu Jan 31st, 2008 07:50 pm |
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None? Once changed, always changed?
God bless,
Pete
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