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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 06:59 pm |
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| What is the only car approved by the Bible?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 02:09 pm |
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Thank You CSD Girls Soccer Coach
CSD Girls Soccer Coach wrote:
Penquins live in Antarctica!
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 12:03 pm |
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| Penquins live in Antarctica!
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 11:51 am |
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Sorry Pete - Penguins do lay eggs - Try again - Thanks
Pete Macinta wrote:
Ok, I think I can get this one...
Penguins don't lay eggs.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 01:33 am |
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Ok, I think I can get this one...
Penguins don't lay eggs.
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 01:24 am |
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| Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Jan 23rd, 2008 10:41 am |
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Yes EasUrnShor and Thank You
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Because 90 minutes is an hour and a half.
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Posted: Wed Jan 23rd, 2008 02:30 am |
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| Because 90 minutes is an hour and a half.
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jan 22nd, 2008 11:32 pm |
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| A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the train station. The station is normally an hour away, but with traffic being extra heavy, it took a full hour and a half. On the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it took only 90 minutes. Why?
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Jan 21st, 2008 11:32 am |
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Sorry Pete but the answer is - - Only once, then you are subtracting it from 20, etc.
Pete Macinta wrote:
An infinite number of times if you deal with negative numbers.
God bless,
Pete
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Posted: Fri Jan 18th, 2008 11:42 am |
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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
An infinite number of times if you deal with negative numbers.
God bless,
Pete
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Jan 18th, 2008 10:13 am |
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| How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
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Posted: Thu Jan 17th, 2008 11:13 am |
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Yes EasUrnShor thank You
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She was a Preacher or Justice of The Peace.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15th, 2008 05:28 am |
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| She was a Preacher or Justice of The Peace. Last edited on Tue Jan 15th, 2008 05:29 am by EasUrnShor
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jan 15th, 2008 01:55 am |
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| A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of these men died and she never divorced. How was this possible?
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Posted: Sun Jan 13th, 2008 06:46 pm |
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Yes and Thank You EasUrnShor - They fall in the same year every year, New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.
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Every year.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12th, 2008 10:04 pm |
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| Every year.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Jan 12th, 2008 08:07 pm |
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| In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Jan 9th, 2008 08:13 pm |
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Yes - Thanks
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The word AND
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Posted: Tue Jan 8th, 2008 08:38 pm |
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| The word AND
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jan 8th, 2008 08:29 pm |
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| What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agreed is between heaven and earth?
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Posted: Sun Jan 6th, 2008 11:43 pm |
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herrod wrote: They didn't know it would be called World War I until WWII began many years later, so it wouldn't have been inscribed on the blade "after the battle".
Yes and Thank You herrod
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Posted: Sun Jan 6th, 2008 01:51 am |
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| They didn't know it would be called World War I until WWII began many years later, so it wouldn't have been inscribed on the blade "after the battle".
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Posted: Sat Jan 5th, 2008 12:57 pm |
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Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory.
After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 8."
Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 11:38 pm |
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csd teacher wrote: Mount Everest
Yes Thank You csd teacher
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Posted: Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 01:48 pm |
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Mount Everest
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 01:34 pm |
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| Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
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Posted: Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 03:56 pm |
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csd teacher wrote: 4thekids wrote: A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
The child was born before the United States were officially formed - 1776.
Yes csd teacher and Thank You
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Posted: Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 02:37 am |
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4thekids wrote: A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
The child was born before the United States were officially formed - 1776.
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Posted: Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 12:13 am |
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| A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
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Posted: Mon Dec 31st, 2007 11:11 pm |
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Farmer wrote: a coffin
Yes Thank You Farmer
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Posted: Mon Dec 31st, 2007 01:41 pm |
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| a coffin
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Dec 30th, 2007 04:04 pm |
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| The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
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Posted: Sat Dec 29th, 2007 11:08 am |
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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote: What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Fowl weather
Yes Thank You meinmd
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Posted: Thu Dec 27th, 2007 12:04 pm |
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4thekids wrote: What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Fowl weather
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Posted: Wed Dec 26th, 2007 10:39 pm |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? Attachment: turkjive.gif (Downloaded 230 times)
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Posted: Tue Dec 25th, 2007 12:06 am |
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4thekids wrote: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
It's true, Comet cleans sinks.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23rd, 2007 02:57 pm |
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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
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Posted: Sat Dec 22nd, 2007 04:06 pm |
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SouthernPride wrote: Claustrophobic?
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Posted: Fri Dec 21st, 2007 11:18 am |
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| Claustrophobic?
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Dec 21st, 2007 09:34 am |
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
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Posted: Thu Dec 20th, 2007 09:18 am |
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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
Yes and Thank You meinmd
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Posted: Wed Dec 19th, 2007 08:08 pm |
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4thekids wrote: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19th, 2007 07:52 pm |
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| Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
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Posted: Tue Dec 18th, 2007 08:54 pm |
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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote:
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
IC (icey)
And also IC for Ice Cream - - - Thanks meinmd
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Posted: Tue Dec 18th, 2007 12:33 pm |
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4thekids wrote:
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
IC (icey)
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Posted: Tue Dec 18th, 2007 10:59 am |
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Posted: Mon Dec 17th, 2007 10:03 pm |
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Farmer wrote: Crispy Kringle? Or would it be "_________ roasting on an open fire?"
Yes to both - - Thanks Farmer - - LOL
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Posted: Mon Dec 17th, 2007 05:46 pm |
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Crispy Kringle? Or would it be "_________ roasting on an open fire?"
Last edited on Mon Dec 17th, 2007 08:07 pm by Farmer
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Posted: Mon Dec 17th, 2007 04:33 pm |
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What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
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