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Dreamer27
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Posted: Sat Jun 6th, 2009 02:08 pm |
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Dreamer27 wrote: What do you call a cow with no legs?..............
.............ground beef
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Dreamer27
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Posted: Sat Jun 6th, 2009 01:56 pm |
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Posted: Sat Jun 6th, 2009 10:23 am |
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4thekids wrote: Dreamer27 wrote: 4thekids wrote: What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
cover the cows?
Real close Dreamer27 but the answer I'm looking for is "To hold cows together" Thanks
Thats not what my boots think.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Jun 6th, 2009 09:48 am |
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Dreamer27 wrote: 4thekids wrote: What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
cover the cows?
Real close Dreamer27 but the answer I'm looking for is "To hold cows together" Thanks
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Jun 6th, 2009 09:47 am |
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Pete Macinta wrote: What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
guessing this might be a trick question...
barns, most cows hide in barns--- at least the ones I know
God bless,
Pete
No ...sorry Pete ...but Thank You
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Dreamer27
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Posted: Fri Jun 5th, 2009 12:47 pm |
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4thekids wrote: What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
cover the cows?
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Fri Jun 5th, 2009 11:21 am |
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What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
guessing this might be a trick question...
barns, most cows hide in barns--- at least the ones I know
God bless,
Pete
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Jun 5th, 2009 10:04 am |
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| What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jun 4th, 2009 10:30 am |
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resisto wrote: 4thekids wrote: What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
Paint...
Yes resisto a coat of paint.... Thank You
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resisto
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Posted: Wed Jun 3rd, 2009 01:33 pm |
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4thekids wrote: What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
Paint...
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Jun 3rd, 2009 10:08 am |
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| What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Tue Jun 2nd, 2009 10:55 am |
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What can be used repeatedly either broken or unbroken, and simultaneously if both hands are used?
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A muscial chord played on a piano.
Thanks for trying folks.
God bless,
Pete
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jun 2nd, 2009 10:35 am |
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Pete Macinta wrote:
What can be used repeatedly either broken or unbroken, and simultaneously if both hands are used?
God bless,
Pete
Got me Pete ???
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yakspy
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Posted: Mon Jun 1st, 2009 06:28 pm |
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Pete Macinta wrote: What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg.
I see that riddle and raise you by this one;
What can be used repeatedly either broken or unbroken, and simultaneously if both hands are used?
God bless,
Pete
A light stick.
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Jun 1st, 2009 05:41 pm |
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Pete Macinta wrote:
What can be used repeatedly either broken or unbroken, and simultaneously if both hands are used?
God bless,
Pete
The English language?
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Mon Jun 1st, 2009 11:17 am |
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What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg.
I see that riddle and raise you by this one;
What can be used repeatedly either broken or unbroken, and simultaneously if both hands are used?
God bless,
Pete
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Jun 1st, 2009 09:53 am |
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What has to be broken before it can be used?
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Posted: Sun May 31st, 2009 09:34 pm |
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| What is green, grows outside, has four wheels, people and pets lay in it , we feed it to animals and play golf on it?
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Posted: Sun May 31st, 2009 02:52 pm |
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GRANDPAPPY wrote: 4thekids wrote: What goes up and never comes down?
Me when I took to much Viagra.
You should go see a dotcor then Grandpappy.
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4thekids
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alostchild wrote: A yard stick?
Yes alostchild and Thank You
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alostchild
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Posted: Sat May 30th, 2009 10:54 am |
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A yard stick?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat May 30th, 2009 09:20 am |
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| What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
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Posted: Fri May 29th, 2009 07:28 pm |
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4thekids wrote: GRANDPAPPY and CAPT WINKY .... could also be right, but the fact is "age" is the answer I'm looking for ... Thanks Pete
Don't forget taxes.
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri May 29th, 2009 02:20 pm |
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| GRANDPAPPY and CAPT WINKY .... could also be right, but the fact is "age" is the answer I'm looking for ... Thanks Pete
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GRANDPAPPY
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Posted: Fri May 29th, 2009 01:21 pm |
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4thekids wrote: What goes up and never comes down?
Me when I took to much Viagra.
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CAPT WINKY
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Posted: Fri May 29th, 2009 01:14 pm |
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4thekids wrote: What goes up and never comes down?
Government bail outs?
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Fri May 29th, 2009 11:20 am |
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What goes up and never comes down?
1. age
2. the number of inconsiderate posters on Newszap
God bless,
Pete
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri May 29th, 2009 10:29 am |
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu May 28th, 2009 10:05 am |
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4thekids wrote: What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?
An Anchor
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IsThatRight
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Posted: Wed May 27th, 2009 05:47 pm |
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Funny...but true!!!!!
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS
IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE THAT DON'T,
IT IS A TRUE STORY.
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleepi ng on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't smoke or drink,
(7) don't want to wear your clothes,
(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ... .
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IsThatRight
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Posted: Wed May 27th, 2009 03:33 pm |
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My little girl told me this one......
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A trash truck
Here's one.....
What did the dog say when he got his tail cut off?
Won't be long now!
What did the man say when he dog fell off a cliff?
Doggone!
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Posted: Wed May 27th, 2009 02:50 pm |
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4thekids wrote: Curry Man wrote: Here are a couple.
Bonus points if you know what these riddles are from.:
Long neck, no hands, 100 legs, cannot stand. Born of forest nest, against a
wall I rest.
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It has towns, but no houses. Forests, but no trees. Rivers, but no fish.
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First burnt and beaten, drowned and pierced with nails, then stepped on by
long-faced animals.
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1. Broom
2. Map
3. A Horseshoe
From eBaum's World Forum
Hard Riddles
Posted by Blade of Souls
The riddles are right, the source is wrong, and ebaum's world is the AIDS of the internet. I wouldn't be caught dead there.
The riddles are from an old PC / NES game called Shadowgate. At one point, a sphinx blocks your path and asks one one of the riddles. You must show him the object in question in order to proceed.
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed May 27th, 2009 10:04 am |
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue May 26th, 2009 09:37 am |
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CAPT WINKY
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Posted: Mon May 25th, 2009 11:50 am |
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Owen Stanley McKenrick wrote: CAPT WINKY wrote: A warrant?
Good morning CAPT WINKY ..... the answer that I was looking for is "A Tennis Ball" but it looks like "A warrant" would also be right.....Thanks
check for pm
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Posted: Mon May 25th, 2009 11:44 am |
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Owen Stanley McKenrick wrote: CAPT WINKY wrote: A warrant?
Good morning CAPT WINKY ..... the answer that I was looking for is "A Tennis Ball" but it looks like "A warrant" would also be right.....Thanks
Last edited on Mon May 25th, 2009 11:47 am by kvvet
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Owen Stanley McKenrick
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CAPT WINKY wrote: A warrant?
Good morning CAPT WINKY ..... the answer that I was looking for is "A Tennis Ball" but it looks like "A warrant" would also be right.....Thanks
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CAPT WINKY
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Posted: Mon May 25th, 2009 10:32 am |
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon May 25th, 2009 10:05 am |
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| What do you serve that you can't eat?
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Posted: Sun May 24th, 2009 02:17 pm |
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Owen Stanley McKenrick wrote: countryfanatic wrote: Time.
No countryfanatic .... Hint ...think keeping your hands warm
A big fat lady to sit on your hands will keep them nice and toasty.
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Posted: Sun May 24th, 2009 11:49 am |
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Which of the following statements are true?
1. At least one of these ten statements is false.
2. At least two of these ten statements are false.
3. At least three of these ten statements are false.
4. At least four of these ten statements are false.
5. At least five of these ten statements are false.
6. At least six of these ten statements are false.
7. At least seven of these ten statements are false.
8. At least eight of these ten statements are false.
9. At least nine of these ten statements are false.
10. At least ten of these ten statements are false.
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Posted: Sun May 24th, 2009 11:41 am |
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Owen Stanley McKenrick wrote: countryfanatic wrote: Time.
No countryfanatic .... Hint ...think keeping your hands warm
GlovesLast edited on Sun May 24th, 2009 11:45 am by 4thekids
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Owen Stanley McKenrick
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Posted: Sun May 24th, 2009 03:53 am |
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countryfanatic wrote: Time.
No countryfanatic .... Hint ...think keeping your hands warm
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Posted: Sun May 24th, 2009 03:50 am |
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| Time.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat May 23rd, 2009 09:08 am |
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What do you fill with empty hands?
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri May 22nd, 2009 09:28 am |
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What do you fill with empty hands?
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Owen Stanley McKenrick
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Posted: Thu May 21st, 2009 01:57 pm |
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Pete Macinta wrote: temperature!
God bless,
Pete
Yes Pete..... Thanks
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu May 21st, 2009 01:02 pm |
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temperature!
God bless,
Pete
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Owen Stanley McKenrick
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Posted: Thu May 21st, 2009 12:57 pm |
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Pete Macinta wrote: What can go up and come down without moving?
Prices
God bless,
Pete
Sorry Pete......Think Hot and Cold
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu May 21st, 2009 12:37 pm |
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What can go up and come down without moving?
Prices
God bless,
Pete
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