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kapholland
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 Posted: Sat Mar 15th, 2008 11:48 pm
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When it hugs the coast.

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When does a boat show affection?
When it meets its peer?

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When does a boat show affection?

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what do spaced-out sea monsters smoke?
farmer replied
SEA WEED
absolutely correct. Good job!

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SEA WEED

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Now I thought of one - but should be very easy.

What to spaced-out sea monsters smoke?

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Pete Macinta wrote: What do sea monsters eat?
Jolly well anything they want
or
Chickens of the Sea

and or - Fish and Ships

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Pete Macinta wrote: What do lazy dogs do for fun?
Hound you.

and or - Chase parked cars!

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What do lazy dogs do for fun?
Hound you.


What do sea monsters eat?
Jolly well anything they want
or
Chickens of the Sea

Last edited on Fri Mar 14th, 2008 03:07 pm by Pete Macinta

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What do sea monsters eat?

Last edited on Fri Mar 14th, 2008 10:01 am by 4thekids

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What do lazy dogs do for fun?

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Pete Macinta wrote:
  1. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.

Yes Pete and thank you.  P.S. GOD BLESS YOU 

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  1. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.

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  1. What gets wetter the more it dries?

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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote:
  1. Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.

A match

Yes Thanks meinmd  - Sorry I'm so slow to answer. 

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4thekids wrote:
  1. Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.

A match

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  1. Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.

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4thekids wrote: law_girl428 wrote: meinmd wrote: law_girl428 wrote: I'm sure before too long, everyone will see a blue streak through Cambridge.
You might want to slow down, after all you are a law abiding lawyer. LOL


Correction...."paralegal"  no license at risk yet but I'm working on that...hopefully one day! As for the speeding...roads are too messed up in the area to jeopardize the alignment.

BTW...I assure you, I will do my best to abide by the laws, unless of course, I happen to see one gentleman who is in the public light...then I might just step on the gas, mistakenly swerve (heck, didn't you see that poor little squirrel?) plead insanity and ask for pardon later.  ROTFLMAO.
Not blue but it will do.

Hey, hey...that'll do it!  lol.

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law_girl428 wrote: meinmd wrote: law_girl428 wrote: I'm sure before too long, everyone will see a blue streak through Cambridge.
You might want to slow down, after all you are a law abiding lawyer. LOL


Correction...."paralegal"  no license at risk yet but I'm working on that...hopefully one day! As for the speeding...roads are too messed up in the area to jeopardize the alignment.

BTW...I assure you, I will do my best to abide by the laws, unless of course, I happen to see one gentleman who is in the public light...then I might just step on the gas, mistakenly swerve (heck, didn't you see that poor little squirrel?) plead insanity and ask for pardon later.  ROTFLMAO.
Not blue but it will do.

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meinmd wrote: law_girl428 wrote: I'm sure before too long, everyone will see a blue streak through Cambridge.
You might want to slow down, after all you are a law abiding lawyer. LOL


Correction...."paralegal"  no license at risk yet but I'm working on that...hopefully one day! As for the speeding...roads are too messed up in the area to jeopardize the alignment.

BTW...I assure you, I will do my best to abide by the laws, unless of course, I happen to see one gentleman who is in the public light...then I might just step on the gas, mistakenly swerve (heck, didn't you see that poor little squirrel?) plead insanity and ask for pardon later.  ROTFLMAO.

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law_girl428 wrote: I'm sure before too long, everyone will see a blue streak through Cambridge.
You might want to slow down, after all you are a law abiding lawyer. LOL

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I'll have to take you for a ride sometime!  First, I'll have to learn how to drive it though.  LOL.   It was my dad's pride and joy, as well as mine!  It was our past-time together, he drove it, I cleaned it and helped him paint it.  He was diagnosed with a terminal illness in December and gifted it to me before he passed away.  I'm sure before too long, everyone will see a blue streak through Cambridge.

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law_girl428 wrote: 4thekids wrote: What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
A postage stamp...

Yes and I like that Truck!

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4thekids wrote: What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
A postage stamp...

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What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

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4thekids wrote: Gordy wrote: 4thekids wrote: What do snowmen ride?

snowmobile?

No Gordy - Try again - Thanks


Ice-cycles

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Gordy wrote: 4thekids wrote: What do snowmen ride?

snowmobile?

No Gordy - Try again - Thanks

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4thekids wrote: What do snowmen ride?

snowmobile?

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What do snowmen ride?

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4thekids wrote: What do you call a smart snowfall?

Answer:  A Brainstorm.

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What do you call a smart snowfall?

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Pete Macinta wrote: Why did the white flakes fall so slowly?
Because I was afraid to comb my hair :D !


That could be a second answer Pete - Thank You

Number one answer is - They were in snow motion

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Why did the white flakes fall so slowly?
Because I was afraid to comb my hair :D !

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Why did the white flakes fall so slowly?

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Pete Macinta wrote: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You get the cold shoulder treatment when you go to bed.

Yes and you wake up wet!

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You get the cold shoulder treatment when you go to bed.

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

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Pete Macinta wrote: Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowballroom.

Yes Pete Thanks

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowballroom.

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

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4thekids wrote: Pete Macinta wrote: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Pop's cicles.

Yes to popsicles but what else would they eat? -  Thanks Pete 

Icebergers.

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Pete Macinta wrote: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Pop's cicles.

Yes to popsicles but what else would they eat? -  Thanks Pete 

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What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Pop's cicles.

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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote: What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Snow Caps

 

Yes meinmd Thank You

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4thekids wrote: What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Snow Caps

 

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

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Pete Macinta wrote: In the snow bank. :D

I needed an easy one after getting my taxes completed.

Thanks Pete you are right

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In the snow bank. :D

I needed an easy one after getting my taxes completed.

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Where do snowmen keep their money?


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