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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Sat Feb 2nd, 2008 03:17 am |
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None, but it takes all of their contributors.
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Feb 1st, 2008 09:32 pm |
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| How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 31st, 2008 10:04 pm |
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Get to say yes to this one -answer - None God decides when the bulb will change - Thanks Everybody
thinkfirst wrote:
Zero. It would take divine intervention....
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thinkfirst
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Posted: Thu Jan 31st, 2008 07:51 pm |
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| Zero. It would take divine intervention....
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu Jan 31st, 2008 07:50 pm |
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None? Once changed, always changed?
God bless,
Pete
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 31st, 2008 07:36 pm |
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| How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jan 29th, 2008 09:40 pm |
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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to give the old bulb last rites.
4thekids wrote:
What can I say but sorry Pete - Try again
Pete Macinta wrote:
Watt? Anyhow, watch me get this one wrong. Assuming it is a trick-riddle, I will say one.
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Jan 28th, 2008 09:29 pm |
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What can I say but sorry Pete - Try again
Pete Macinta wrote:
Watt? Anyhow, watch me get this one wrong. Assuming it is a trick-riddle, I will say one.
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Jan 28th, 2008 08:42 pm |
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| I thought they just used candles.
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Mon Jan 28th, 2008 08:42 pm |
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Watt? Anyhow, watch me get this one wrong. Assuming it is a trick-riddle, I will say one.
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Jan 28th, 2008 08:39 pm |
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| How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Mon Jan 28th, 2008 08:37 pm |
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BTW, Gordy got that one  ! Good job Gordy1
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Jan 28th, 2008 08:30 pm |
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King David owned one. The bible says that David's "Triumph" could be heard throughout the land!
Pete Macinta wrote:
4thk wrote...
Not the answer I'm looking for but there may have been a couple of them around - What say you Pete?
LOL!. You caught me on the busy part of my schedule. Have to speak/conduct four services sometimes on Sunday [sometimes 3](riddle was posted Sat. night I think).
BTW, I should have gotten the one about the accord. I heard that some time back, but forgot the answer - taken from Acts 2, they were all in one accord (big accord with 120+ people!- limo no doubt).
I do not know the names of various motorcycles, but it sounds like Gordy below might be correct.
God bless,
Pete
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Mon Jan 28th, 2008 01:19 pm |
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4thk wrote...
Not the answer I'm looking for but there may have been a couple of them around - What say you Pete?
LOL!. You caught me on the busy part of my schedule. Have to speak/conduct four services sometimes on Sunday [sometimes 3](riddle was posted Sat. night I think).
BTW, I should have gotten the one about the accord. I heard that some time back, but forgot the answer - taken from Acts 2, they were all in one accord (big accord with 120+ people!- limo no doubt).
I do not know the names of various motorcycles, but it sounds like Gordy below might be correct.
God bless,
Pete
Last edited on Mon Jan 28th, 2008 01:19 pm by Pete Macinta
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Gordy
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Posted: Mon Jan 28th, 2008 03:47 am |
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Triumph ?
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Jan 28th, 2008 12:43 am |
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Not the answer I'm looking for but there may have been a couple of them around - What say you Pete?
shillamus wrote:
and UFO's
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shillamus
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Posted: Sun Jan 27th, 2008 04:14 am |
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| and UFO's
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 27th, 2008 03:50 am |
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| Did you also know that there were motorcycles during Biblical times?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 08:02 pm |
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Yes Thanks - meinmd
meinmd wrote:
4thekids wrote: What is the only car approved by the Bible?
Honda Accord. The Bible tells us we are to be in one accord.
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meinmd
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 07:33 pm |
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4thekids wrote: What is the only car approved by the Bible?
Honda Accord. The Bible tells us we are to be in one accord.
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 07:23 pm |
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Sorry bigbear from the north it's not a Dodge Spirit - Try again - Thanks
bigbear from the north wrote:
Perhaps the Dodge Spirit then?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 07:21 pm |
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Sorry Pete it's not a Ford - Thanks - Try again
Pete Macinta wrote:
Ok, my third try at these riddles this week. I'll say "ford" (river ford) although I think I have heard this before. something like, so-and-so rode a ....
anyhow. "ford" for now.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 07:14 pm |
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| Perhaps the Dodge Spirit then?
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 07:13 pm |
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Ok, my third try at these riddles this week. I'll say "ford" (river ford) although I think I have heard this before. something like, so-and-so rode a ....
anyhow. "ford" for now.
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 07:10 pm |
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Sorry meinmd - Please try again - Thanks
meinmd wrote:
4thekids wrote: What is the only car approved by the Bible?
(Dodge) caravan
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meinmd
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 07:03 pm |
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4thekids wrote: What is the only car approved by the Bible?
(Dodge) caravan
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 06:59 pm |
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| What is the only car approved by the Bible?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 02:09 pm |
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Thank You CSD Girls Soccer Coach
CSD Girls Soccer Coach wrote:
Penquins live in Antarctica!
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CSD Girls Soccer Coach
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 12:03 pm |
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| Penquins live in Antarctica!
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 11:51 am |
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Sorry Pete - Penguins do lay eggs - Try again - Thanks
Pete Macinta wrote:
Ok, I think I can get this one...
Penguins don't lay eggs.
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 01:33 am |
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Ok, I think I can get this one...
Penguins don't lay eggs.
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 01:24 am |
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| Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Jan 23rd, 2008 10:41 am |
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Yes EasUrnShor and Thank You
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Because 90 minutes is an hour and a half.
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EasUrnShor
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Posted: Wed Jan 23rd, 2008 02:30 am |
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| Because 90 minutes is an hour and a half.
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jan 22nd, 2008 11:32 pm |
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| A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the train station. The station is normally an hour away, but with traffic being extra heavy, it took a full hour and a half. On the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it took only 90 minutes. Why?
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Jan 21st, 2008 11:32 am |
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Sorry Pete but the answer is - - Only once, then you are subtracting it from 20, etc.
Pete Macinta wrote:
An infinite number of times if you deal with negative numbers.
God bless,
Pete
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Fri Jan 18th, 2008 11:42 am |
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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
An infinite number of times if you deal with negative numbers.
God bless,
Pete
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Jan 18th, 2008 10:13 am |
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| How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jan 17th, 2008 11:13 am |
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Yes EasUrnShor thank You
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She was a Preacher or Justice of The Peace.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15th, 2008 05:28 am |
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| She was a Preacher or Justice of The Peace. Last edited on Tue Jan 15th, 2008 05:29 am by EasUrnShor
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jan 15th, 2008 01:55 am |
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| A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of these men died and she never divorced. How was this possible?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 13th, 2008 06:46 pm |
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Yes and Thank You EasUrnShor - They fall in the same year every year, New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.
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Every year.
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EasUrnShor
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Posted: Sat Jan 12th, 2008 10:04 pm |
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| Every year.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Jan 12th, 2008 08:07 pm |
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| In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Jan 9th, 2008 08:13 pm |
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Yes - Thanks
herrod wrote:
The word AND
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herrod
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Posted: Tue Jan 8th, 2008 08:38 pm |
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| The word AND
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jan 8th, 2008 08:29 pm |
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| What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agreed is between heaven and earth?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jan 6th, 2008 11:43 pm |
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herrod wrote: They didn't know it would be called World War I until WWII began many years later, so it wouldn't have been inscribed on the blade "after the battle".
Yes and Thank You herrod
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herrod
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Posted: Sun Jan 6th, 2008 01:51 am |
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| They didn't know it would be called World War I until WWII began many years later, so it wouldn't have been inscribed on the blade "after the battle".
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Jan 5th, 2008 12:57 pm |
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Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory.
After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 8."
Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?
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