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4thekids
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 Posted: Thu Mar 6th, 2008 10:19 am
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  1. Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.

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4thekids wrote: law_girl428 wrote: meinmd wrote: law_girl428 wrote: I'm sure before too long, everyone will see a blue streak through Cambridge.
You might want to slow down, after all you are a law abiding lawyer. LOL


Correction...."paralegal"  no license at risk yet but I'm working on that...hopefully one day! As for the speeding...roads are too messed up in the area to jeopardize the alignment.

BTW...I assure you, I will do my best to abide by the laws, unless of course, I happen to see one gentleman who is in the public light...then I might just step on the gas, mistakenly swerve (heck, didn't you see that poor little squirrel?) plead insanity and ask for pardon later.  ROTFLMAO.
Not blue but it will do.

Hey, hey...that'll do it!  lol.

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law_girl428 wrote: meinmd wrote: law_girl428 wrote: I'm sure before too long, everyone will see a blue streak through Cambridge.
You might want to slow down, after all you are a law abiding lawyer. LOL


Correction...."paralegal"  no license at risk yet but I'm working on that...hopefully one day! As for the speeding...roads are too messed up in the area to jeopardize the alignment.

BTW...I assure you, I will do my best to abide by the laws, unless of course, I happen to see one gentleman who is in the public light...then I might just step on the gas, mistakenly swerve (heck, didn't you see that poor little squirrel?) plead insanity and ask for pardon later.  ROTFLMAO.
Not blue but it will do.

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 Posted: Wed Mar 5th, 2008 02:57 pm
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meinmd wrote: law_girl428 wrote: I'm sure before too long, everyone will see a blue streak through Cambridge.
You might want to slow down, after all you are a law abiding lawyer. LOL


Correction...."paralegal"  no license at risk yet but I'm working on that...hopefully one day! As for the speeding...roads are too messed up in the area to jeopardize the alignment.

BTW...I assure you, I will do my best to abide by the laws, unless of course, I happen to see one gentleman who is in the public light...then I might just step on the gas, mistakenly swerve (heck, didn't you see that poor little squirrel?) plead insanity and ask for pardon later.  ROTFLMAO.

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 Posted: Wed Mar 5th, 2008 02:41 pm
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law_girl428 wrote: I'm sure before too long, everyone will see a blue streak through Cambridge.
You might want to slow down, after all you are a law abiding lawyer. LOL

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 Posted: Wed Mar 5th, 2008 02:38 pm
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I'll have to take you for a ride sometime!  First, I'll have to learn how to drive it though.  LOL.   It was my dad's pride and joy, as well as mine!  It was our past-time together, he drove it, I cleaned it and helped him paint it.  He was diagnosed with a terminal illness in December and gifted it to me before he passed away.  I'm sure before too long, everyone will see a blue streak through Cambridge.

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law_girl428 wrote: 4thekids wrote: What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
A postage stamp...

Yes and I like that Truck!

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 Posted: Wed Mar 5th, 2008 02:27 pm
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4thekids wrote: What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
A postage stamp...

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What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

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4thekids wrote: Gordy wrote: 4thekids wrote: What do snowmen ride?

snowmobile?

No Gordy - Try again - Thanks


Ice-cycles

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Gordy wrote: 4thekids wrote: What do snowmen ride?

snowmobile?

No Gordy - Try again - Thanks

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4thekids wrote: What do snowmen ride?

snowmobile?

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What do snowmen ride?

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4thekids wrote: What do you call a smart snowfall?

Answer:  A Brainstorm.

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What do you call a smart snowfall?

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Pete Macinta wrote: Why did the white flakes fall so slowly?
Because I was afraid to comb my hair :D !


That could be a second answer Pete - Thank You

Number one answer is - They were in snow motion

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 Posted: Thu Feb 28th, 2008 10:34 pm
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Why did the white flakes fall so slowly?
Because I was afraid to comb my hair :D !

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Why did the white flakes fall so slowly?

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Pete Macinta wrote: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You get the cold shoulder treatment when you go to bed.

Yes and you wake up wet!

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You get the cold shoulder treatment when you go to bed.

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

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Pete Macinta wrote: Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowballroom.

Yes Pete Thanks

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowballroom.

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

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4thekids wrote: Pete Macinta wrote: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Pop's cicles.

Yes to popsicles but what else would they eat? -  Thanks Pete 

Icebergers.

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Pete Macinta wrote: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Pop's cicles.

Yes to popsicles but what else would they eat? -  Thanks Pete 

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What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Pop's cicles.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch?

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meinmd wrote: 4thekids wrote: What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Snow Caps

 

Yes meinmd Thank You

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4thekids wrote: What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Snow Caps

 

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Pete Macinta wrote: In the snow bank. :D

I needed an easy one after getting my taxes completed.

Thanks Pete you are right

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In the snow bank. :D

I needed an easy one after getting my taxes completed.

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Where do snowmen keep their money?

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I think I need a cup of coffee. I was about to ask meinmd to explain his answer. Duh on me!

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4thekids wrote: After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister?
No, he would be dead.

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After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister?

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That was horrible, 4tk

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4thekids wrote: In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

Answer.  You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.

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In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

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You got it Pete.

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Corn asked If a rooster lays an egg on the roof peak of your house, figureing all chickens lay eggs big end first, will the egg roll to the front or the back side of the roof?
The answer is, I say boy, them thar roosters don't lay eggs.

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meinmd wrote: Corn Nugget wrote: If a rooster lays an egg on the roof peak of your house, figureing all chickens lay eggs big end first, will the egg roll to the front or the back side of the roof?
Neither, it will balanced on the peak.

nope

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Corn Nugget wrote: If a rooster lays an egg on the roof peak of your house, figureing all chickens lay eggs big end first, will the egg roll to the front or the back side of the roof?
Neither, it will balanced on the peak.

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If a rooster lays an egg on the roof peak of your house, figureing all chickens lay eggs big end first, will the egg roll to the front or the back side of the roof?

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Pete Macinta wrote: Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

Neither because the yolk is yellow, unless you brush it with Pepsodent.



Yes thank you Pete LOL!

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Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

Neither because the yolk is yellow, unless you brush it with Pepsodent.


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Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

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4thekids wrote: Where did Noah keep those two bees?
In archives.

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