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Pete Macinta
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 Posted: Thu Jul 24th, 2008 01:45 am
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meinmd asks...
Here everything is not always in order. For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, and Mars is nearer to the moon than the earth is ! Where are we? 1. in the state of confusion,

or

2. my home state of New Jersey

or

3 talking with someone on a Newszap forum where you  keep saying one thing and others say you didn't


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meinmd wrote: Here everything is not always in order.
For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, and Mars is nearer to the moon than the earth is !

Where are we?

Back to the top

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 Posted: Wed Jul 23rd, 2008 10:27 pm
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Yes to Mom -  Thanks

Stormkitty wrote:
4thekids wrote: What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?

Mom

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 Posted: Wed Jul 23rd, 2008 04:53 pm
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Here everything is not always in order.
For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, and Mars is nearer to the moon than the earth is !

Where are we?

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 Posted: Mon Jul 21st, 2008 09:23 pm
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4thekids wrote: What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?

Mom

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 Posted: Mon Jul 21st, 2008 08:58 pm
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What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?

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 Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 01:40 am
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Pete Macinta wrote: I kind of like 4tk's answer :P!

No comment, Pete.  But .......LOL


 

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 Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 01:33 am
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I kind of like 4tk's answer :P!

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Guess it's time to stop... the published answer is,   a plane crash and the man is still strapped in his seat.

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 Posted: Wed Jul 16th, 2008 05:32 pm
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fell out of the tree and landed in the chair

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O.D. on Xango juice.

Farmer wrote: There was a man in the middle of the forest dead. He was sitting perfectly in a chair and his body didnt have any major injuries except for a few scratches and bruises. He wasn't murderd and he didn't kill himself. How did he die?

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Farmer wrote: There was a man in the middle of the forest dead. He was sitting perfectly in a chair and his body didnt have any major injuries except for a few scratches and bruises. He wasn't murderd and he didn't kill himself. How did he die?


Volcano eruption

 

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peacefully

 

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 Posted: Wed Jul 16th, 2008 04:54 pm
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keep trying!!

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Tornado

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 Posted: Mon Jul 14th, 2008 02:29 pm
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pk and Pete      good guesses   but no

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boredom

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 Posted: Mon Jul 14th, 2008 02:26 pm
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There was a man in the middle of the forest dead. He was sitting perfectly in a chair and his body didnt have any major injuries except for a few scratches and bruises. He wasn't murderd and he didn't kill himself. How did he die?in a chair - by natural causes.

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There was a man in the middle of the forest dead. He was sitting perfectly in a chair and his body didnt have any major injuries except for a few scratches and bruises. He wasn't murderd and he didn't kill himself. How did he die?

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4thekids wrote: Why is six afraid of seven?

because "seven eight nine" (seven ate nine...)

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Why is six afraid of seven?

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Imagine wrote: Farmer wrote: What has more than 20 legs, twists and turns on a regular basis, climbs up slowly but drops  down quickly, can inflict great pain and has a lifespan of less than 30 days?
Is it the Tour de France?
Shoot Imagine,  thought that would be a little tougher.  Was waiting to see how many "insects" would be suggested.    Good job!

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Farmer wrote: What has more than 20 legs, twists and turns on a regular basis, climbs up slowly but drops  down quickly, can inflict great pain and has a lifespan of less than 30 days?
Is it the Tour de France?

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What has more than 20 legs, twists and turns on a regular basis, climbs up slowly but drops  down quickly, can inflict great pain and has a lifespan of less than 30 days?

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 Posted: Thu Jul 3rd, 2008 05:57 pm
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Somebody told me one time that the shadow was often the most overlooked part of one's anatomy. For some reason it stuck.

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Farmer wrote: it's shadow?
That's correct. Farmer you'll too smart for me.

 

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it's shadow?

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The part of the bird
that is not in the sky,
which can swim in the ocean
and always stay dry.

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I like the alphabetical order one. I didn't catch that at all...

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Donuts! Who's buying? 

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I agree donuts taste better, but the answer is 'wholesome'. Thanks farmer

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then I guess it would be the word "wholesome"      doughnuts taste better.

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sorry, try again.

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a doughnut?

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What is it that when you take away the whole you still have some left

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Farmer - You got it.

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They are in alphabetical order

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What is the pattern of these numbers : 8 5 4 9 1 7 6 3 2 0

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Farmer wrote: Because if they dropped them they would break
Yes Farmer and Thanks.

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Because if they dropped them they would break

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Why do chicken lay eggs?

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4thekids wrote: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

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Pete Macinta wrote: Why won't bikes stand up by themselves?They are 2 tired.

God bless,
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Yes Pete and Thank You

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Why won't bikes stand up by themselves?They are 2 tired.

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Why won't bikes stand up by themselves?

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chs71 wrote: O, I, C, U, R, M, T      :-)

Yes chs71 - Oh I See You Are Empty

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O, I, C, U, R, M, T      :-)

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What seven letters did Old Mother Hubbard say when she opened her cupboard?

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home town lady wrote: 4thekids wrote: What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
I believe the word would be "incorrectly"

I believe the word "incorrectly" would be right also.  Thank You home town lady!


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