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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu Jul 24th, 2008 01:45 am |
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meinmd asks...
Here everything is not always in order. For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, and Mars is nearer to the moon than the earth is ! Where are we? 1. in the state of confusion,
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2. my home state of New Jersey
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3 talking with someone on a Newszap forum where you keep saying one thing and others say you didn't
God bless,
Pete
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Jul 23rd, 2008 10:28 pm |
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meinmd wrote: Here everything is not always in order.
For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, and Mars is nearer to the moon than the earth is !
Where are we?
Back to the top
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Jul 23rd, 2008 10:27 pm |
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Yes to Mom - Thanks
Stormkitty wrote:
4thekids wrote: What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
Mom
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meinmd
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Posted: Wed Jul 23rd, 2008 04:53 pm |
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Here everything is not always in order.
For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, and Mars is nearer to the moon than the earth is !
Where are we?
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Stormkitty
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Posted: Mon Jul 21st, 2008 09:23 pm |
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4thekids wrote: What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
Mom
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Jul 21st, 2008 08:58 pm |
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What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 01:40 am |
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Pete Macinta wrote: I kind of like 4tk's answer  !
No comment, Pete. But .......LOL
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 01:33 am |
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I kind of like 4tk's answer !
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 01:25 am |
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| Guess it's time to stop... the published answer is, a plane crash and the man is still strapped in his seat.
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Wed Jul 16th, 2008 05:32 pm |
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fell out of the tree and landed in the chair
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Jul 16th, 2008 05:22 pm |
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O.D. on Xango juice.
Farmer wrote: There was a man in the middle of the forest dead. He was sitting perfectly in a chair and his body didnt have any major injuries except for a few scratches and bruises. He wasn't murderd and he didn't kill himself. How did he die?
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meinmd
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Posted: Wed Jul 16th, 2008 05:10 pm |
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Farmer wrote: There was a man in the middle of the forest dead. He was sitting perfectly in a chair and his body didnt have any major injuries except for a few scratches and bruises. He wasn't murderd and he didn't kill himself. How did he die?
Volcano eruption
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heathersmd
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Posted: Wed Jul 16th, 2008 04:56 pm |
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peacefully
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Jul 16th, 2008 04:54 pm |
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| keep trying!!
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Mon Jul 14th, 2008 03:09 pm |
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| Tornado
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Jul 14th, 2008 02:29 pm |
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| pk and Pete good guesses but no
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pineknot
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Posted: Mon Jul 14th, 2008 02:27 pm |
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| boredom
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Mon Jul 14th, 2008 02:26 pm |
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There was a man in the middle of the forest dead. He was sitting perfectly in a chair and his body didnt have any major injuries except for a few scratches and bruises. He wasn't murderd and he didn't kill himself. How did he die? in a chair - by natural causes.
God bless,
Pete
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Jul 14th, 2008 02:10 pm |
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There was a man in the middle of the forest dead. He was sitting perfectly in a chair and his body didnt have any major injuries except for a few scratches and bruises. He wasn't murderd and he didn't kill himself. How did he die?
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itsme
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Posted: Mon Jul 14th, 2008 10:55 am |
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4thekids wrote: Why is six afraid of seven?
because "seven eight nine" (seven ate nine...)
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Jul 14th, 2008 10:17 am |
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Why is six afraid of seven?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jul 3rd, 2008 07:40 pm |
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Imagine wrote: Farmer wrote: What has more than 20 legs, twists and turns on a regular basis, climbs up slowly but drops down quickly, can inflict great pain and has a lifespan of less than 30 days?
Is it the Tour de France?
Shoot Imagine, thought that would be a little tougher. Was waiting to see how many "insects" would be suggested. Good job!
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Imagine
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Posted: Thu Jul 3rd, 2008 06:36 pm |
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Farmer wrote: What has more than 20 legs, twists and turns on a regular basis, climbs up slowly but drops down quickly, can inflict great pain and has a lifespan of less than 30 days?
Is it the Tour de France?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jul 3rd, 2008 06:14 pm |
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| What has more than 20 legs, twists and turns on a regular basis, climbs up slowly but drops down quickly, can inflict great pain and has a lifespan of less than 30 days?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jul 3rd, 2008 05:57 pm |
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| Somebody told me one time that the shadow was often the most overlooked part of one's anatomy. For some reason it stuck.
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meinmd
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Posted: Thu Jul 3rd, 2008 05:51 pm |
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Farmer wrote: it's shadow?
That's correct. Farmer you'll too smart for me.
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jul 3rd, 2008 03:23 pm |
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| it's shadow?
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meinmd
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Posted: Thu Jul 3rd, 2008 03:21 pm |
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The part of the bird
that is not in the sky,
which can swim in the ocean
and always stay dry.
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scrapple
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 05:40 pm |
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I like the alphabetical order one. I didn't catch that at all...
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 05:29 pm |
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| Donuts! Who's buying?
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 04:38 pm |
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| I agree donuts taste better, but the answer is 'wholesome'. Thanks farmer
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 04:32 pm |
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| then I guess it would be the word "wholesome" doughnuts taste better.
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 04:23 pm |
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| sorry, try again.
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 04:08 pm |
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| a doughnut?
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 02:45 pm |
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| What is it that when you take away the whole you still have some left
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meinmd
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Posted: Mon Jun 30th, 2008 06:47 pm |
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| Farmer - You got it.
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Jun 30th, 2008 06:43 pm |
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| They are in alphabetical order
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meinmd
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Posted: Mon Jun 30th, 2008 05:19 pm |
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What is the pattern of these numbers : 8 5 4 9 1 7 6 3 2 0
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Jun 23rd, 2008 12:27 am |
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Farmer wrote: Because if they dropped them they would break
Yes Farmer and Thanks.
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Farmer
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Posted: Sun Jun 22nd, 2008 03:09 pm |
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| Because if they dropped them they would break
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jun 22nd, 2008 02:53 pm |
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| Why do chicken lay eggs?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jun 19th, 2008 10:30 am |
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4thekids wrote: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jun 15th, 2008 10:30 am |
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| Why do sharks swim in salt water?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Jun 14th, 2008 10:55 am |
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Pete Macinta wrote: Why won't bikes stand up by themselves? They are 2 tired.
God bless,
Pete
Yes Pete and Thank You
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Pete Macinta
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Posted: Tue Jun 10th, 2008 10:29 am |
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Why won't bikes stand up by themselves? They are 2 tired.
God bless,
Pete
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jun 10th, 2008 10:17 am |
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| Why won't bikes stand up by themselves?
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Jun 9th, 2008 08:44 am |
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chs71 wrote: O, I, C, U, R, M, T :-)
Yes chs71 - Oh I See You Are Empty
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chs71
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Posted: Sun Jun 8th, 2008 11:54 pm |
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O, I, C, U, R, M, T :-)
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jun 8th, 2008 11:46 pm |
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What seven letters did Old Mother Hubbard say when she opened her cupboard?
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Jun 6th, 2008 11:00 am |
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home town lady wrote: 4thekids wrote: What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
I believe the word would be "incorrectly"
I believe the word "incorrectly" would be right also. Thank You home town lady!
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