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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Jun 4th, 2008 10:32 am |
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Is it possible to be totally partial?
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Jun 3rd, 2008 02:34 pm |
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| Why we don't see small squirrels during the day. Attachment: ss.jpg (Downloaded 297 times) Last edited on Tue Jun 3rd, 2008 02:34 pm by Farmer
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue Jun 3rd, 2008 01:56 pm |
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| If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?
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meinmd
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Posted: Mon Jun 2nd, 2008 07:44 pm |
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| Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Jun 2nd, 2008 07:33 pm |
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Keeps the kids busy on those long summer road trips
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri May 30th, 2008 05:30 pm |
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| And the best yet.. Attachment: a182_w13.jpg (Downloaded 286 times) Last edited on Fri May 30th, 2008 05:31 pm by Farmer
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meinmd
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Posted: Fri May 30th, 2008 05:29 pm |
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| If WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri May 30th, 2008 05:28 pm |
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri May 30th, 2008 05:27 pm |
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meinmd
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Posted: Fri May 30th, 2008 01:09 pm |
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| If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?
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meinmd
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Posted: Thu May 29th, 2008 04:05 pm |
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| Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu May 29th, 2008 02:32 pm |
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed May 28th, 2008 08:18 pm |
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| Guess he did! Attachment: wedge011.jpg (Downloaded 221 times)
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meinmd
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Posted: Wed May 28th, 2008 08:16 pm |
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| Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed May 28th, 2008 09:40 am |
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4thekids wrote: What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Shoot the animal, pick the plant, and make a stew.
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue May 27th, 2008 06:21 pm |
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| If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue May 27th, 2008 04:38 pm |
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| If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue May 27th, 2008 01:43 pm |
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| Why is a keyboard called a keyboard if it just has little buttons?
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue May 27th, 2008 01:24 pm |
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| I think we'll skip it. Attachment: sk.jpg (Downloaded 206 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Sun May 25th, 2008 06:35 pm |
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| Get an illegal immigrant to shoot it with a banned firearm?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun May 25th, 2008 10:31 am |
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri May 23rd, 2008 07:14 pm |
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri May 23rd, 2008 03:47 pm |
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| The knife
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meinmd
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Posted: Fri May 23rd, 2008 03:36 pm |
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| What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Corn Nugget
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Posted: Thu May 22nd, 2008 09:55 pm |
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| A hybrid Tractor Trailor.....where is the load? Attachment: Truck.jpg (Downloaded 202 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu May 22nd, 2008 05:54 pm |
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Get the hint?
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meinmd
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Posted: Thu May 22nd, 2008 04:20 pm |
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| If WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
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meinmd
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Posted: Thu May 22nd, 2008 02:21 pm |
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| Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu May 22nd, 2008 12:40 pm |
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| GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND Attachment: bu.jpg (Downloaded 176 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed May 21st, 2008 07:56 pm |
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Corn Nugget
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Posted: Wed May 21st, 2008 07:07 pm |
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| Damn........when I put it on it was like 1 inch letters. I will try to fix it.
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meinmd
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Posted: Wed May 21st, 2008 06:36 pm |
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| corn nugget - could you please change the font on your post. It is really hard to read. Thanks
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Corn Nugget
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Posted: Wed May 21st, 2008 06:34 pm |
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An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and
always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walks
from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home
only one and a half pots of water.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud
of its accomplishments.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own
imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been
made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure,
it spoke to the woman one day by the stream..
'I am ashamed of myself,
because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to
your house.'
The old woman smiled, 'Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?'
'That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them.'
'For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.
Without you being just the way you are,
there would not be this beauty to grace the house.'
Each of us has our
own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our
lives together so very interesting and rewarding.
You've just got to
take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.
SO,
to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the
flowers on your side of the path!
Last edited on Wed May 21st, 2008 07:08 pm by Corn Nugget
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed May 21st, 2008 10:14 am |
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Why do they report power outages on TV?
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue May 20th, 2008 03:10 pm |
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What the..?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue May 20th, 2008 10:42 am |
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon May 19th, 2008 11:31 pm |
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| Looks like a good place to go Rock fishing to me.
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon May 19th, 2008 03:19 pm |
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| How much line can you fit on your reel? Attachment: 25697.jpg (Downloaded 175 times) Last edited on Mon May 19th, 2008 03:19 pm by Farmer
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun May 18th, 2008 11:31 am |
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Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
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poundhound
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Posted: Fri May 16th, 2008 09:10 pm |
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Corn Nugget wrote: OOOOOOOO K
If you place your mind in the gutter deep enough that sign could actually contain a double pun! Genius! LOL
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Corn Nugget
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Posted: Fri May 16th, 2008 07:16 pm |
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| Dang Attachment: untitled.bmp (Downloaded 176 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri May 16th, 2008 07:01 pm |
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| Ya think? Attachment: rlanedrop.jpg (Downloaded 169 times)
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Corn Nugget
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Posted: Fri May 16th, 2008 02:06 pm |
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| OOOOOOOO K Attachment: cleaners.bmp (Downloaded 184 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu May 15th, 2008 07:56 pm |
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| I guess they would look like this Attachment: blnksym3.gif (Downloaded 166 times)
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu May 15th, 2008 09:26 am |
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When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed May 14th, 2008 07:20 pm |
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| I'm not even going to try. Attachment: mg.jpg (Downloaded 172 times)
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poundhound
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Posted: Wed May 14th, 2008 12:46 pm |
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4thekids wrote: Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
So do Lawyers!
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed May 14th, 2008 09:20 am |
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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poundhound
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Posted: Tue May 13th, 2008 11:18 pm |
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| Go ahead. Park here!!!! Attachment: privateparkingsign.jpg (Downloaded 163 times)
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue May 13th, 2008 05:50 pm |
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| If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
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