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Farmer
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Posted: Tue May 13th, 2008 04:25 am |
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OMG!!
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon May 12th, 2008 10:22 pm |
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law_girl428
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Posted: Mon May 12th, 2008 02:21 pm |
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| Farmer...as much as I love doggies, I have got to get one of those signs! My poor, defenseless kitty was attacked Saturday by loose dog in the neighborhood.
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Farmer
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Farmer
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Posted: Sat May 10th, 2008 04:56 pm |
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri May 9th, 2008 08:54 am |
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Is there another word for synonym?
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pineknot
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Posted: Fri May 9th, 2008 03:52 am |
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| Really Don't Drive. A life big ponderable! Attachment: dont drive.jpg (Downloaded 157 times) Last edited on Fri May 9th, 2008 04:50 am by pineknot
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu May 8th, 2008 10:25 pm |
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Huh??
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue May 6th, 2008 12:31 am |
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Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to become troubled and insecure?
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law_girl428
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Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 04:56 pm |
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Farmer wrote: Got that straight?
Well now, that's clear as mud! Can we say a bit ambiguous, LOL?
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 04:27 pm |
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Got that straight?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri May 2nd, 2008 03:03 pm |
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| OK. WE'LL TRY! Attachment: dg.jpg (Downloaded 163 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu May 1st, 2008 09:58 pm |
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So, you thought you'd seen it all?
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law_girl428
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Posted: Thu May 1st, 2008 03:19 pm |
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That's a good one!
anyway... here's one...It's probably been said before but oh well...
If a deaf man goes to court, would it still be called a "hearing"?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu May 1st, 2008 03:09 pm |
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Apr 30th, 2008 03:10 pm |
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| Hmmm... Attachment: li.jpg (Downloaded 174 times)
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meinmd
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Posted: Wed Apr 30th, 2008 01:23 pm |
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"Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's
much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?"
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Apr 30th, 2008 10:42 am |
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Apr 29th, 2008 07:53 pm |
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| That would be a mess!! (who's driving the car??) Attachment: cd.jpg (Downloaded 163 times) Last edited on Fri May 2nd, 2008 03:05 pm by Farmer
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law_girl428
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Posted: Mon Apr 28th, 2008 07:57 pm |
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Farmer wrote: I hope that doesn't include lawn and garden tools!!
Hmmm...no, I hope not! LOL. That would be a little scary! Thanks for the laugh...I needed one today! 
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poundhound
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Posted: Mon Apr 28th, 2008 07:48 pm |
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law_girl428 wrote: Farmer wrote: It's the thought that counts
That's too funny! I wonder though, how many guys could swallow their pride and bring home to the wifey a little toy to finish the job he can't lol.
If he can't finish the job you should trade him in on a newer model! LMAO!!!
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Apr 28th, 2008 07:41 pm |
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| I hope that doesn't include lawn and garden tools!!
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law_girl428
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Posted: Mon Apr 28th, 2008 05:09 pm |
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Farmer wrote: It's the thought that counts
That's too funny! I wonder though, how many guys could swallow their pride and bring home to the wifey a little toy to finish the job he can't lol.
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Corn Nugget
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Posted: Mon Apr 28th, 2008 05:03 pm |
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We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below......
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleanin, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say:
"You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
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poundhound
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Posted: Mon Apr 28th, 2008 02:38 am |
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| I wonder if this would even be possible! Attachment: soaringsumo.jpg (Downloaded 159 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Sun Apr 27th, 2008 05:23 pm |
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| It's the thought that counts Attachment: sh.jpg (Downloaded 167 times)
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Posted: Sun Apr 27th, 2008 04:16 pm |
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| Farmer, thanks for the pictures. They are funny. A picture is worth a thousand words.
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Apr 27th, 2008 12:37 pm |
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If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Apr 25th, 2008 08:01 pm |
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NEVER ASSUME!!
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Apr 25th, 2008 11:14 am |
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Apr 23rd, 2008 03:40 pm |
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| At least they're honest!! Attachment: 2.jpg (Downloaded 187 times)
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Posted: Mon Apr 21st, 2008 05:42 pm |
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| the only thing worse with that pic is if it had another sign attached that read "Babysitting Services" lol
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Apr 21st, 2008 05:25 pm |
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| Now, THAT'S SCARY!! Attachment: misc4.jpg (Downloaded 202 times)
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Apr 21st, 2008 02:03 pm |
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If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
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poundhound
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Posted: Sun Apr 20th, 2008 07:08 am |
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| Ever stop to wonder if windchimes were invented to let stupid people know there's a breeze?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Apr 18th, 2008 09:39 pm |
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Hmmm.
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Mom of Two
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Posted: Fri Apr 18th, 2008 03:38 pm |
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Mom of Two
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Posted: Fri Apr 18th, 2008 03:38 pm |
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Apr 18th, 2008 03:16 pm |
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| IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE HELPFUL? Attachment: s.jpg (Downloaded 202 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Apr 17th, 2008 08:42 pm |
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| ANY QUESTIONS? Attachment: 5.jpg (Downloaded 202 times)
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poundhound
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Posted: Thu Apr 17th, 2008 08:21 pm |
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| Why is it the same person that doesn't want their food to touch or mix together on their dinner plate will eat succotash and not think twice about it?
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Farmer
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Stormkitty
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Posted: Thu Apr 17th, 2008 01:46 pm |
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How much wind is in a windshield?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Apr 17th, 2008 10:57 am |
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Why do they call it rush hour if no one is moving?
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Mom of Two
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Posted: Thu Apr 17th, 2008 01:00 am |
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Apr 15th, 2008 01:20 pm |
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| What exactly is a whippersnapper?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Apr 15th, 2008 12:18 pm |
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OK, so what is the speed of dark?
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4thekids
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Posted: Mon Apr 14th, 2008 01:19 pm |
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Apr 12th, 2008 11:46 am |
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Just bring it back to the top!
Sweetlady wrote:
I was going to write a new blog today, but I have changed my mind due to this new and lmao blog that has been started. Thank you for making me smile alittle more today. We need to do this more often.
FYI: My daughter just turned 16 and is driving now so beware to all.
1. Why is it we start out as childern can't wait to grow older, become older and act like childern !?!
2. Why is it we need our parents when we are young and yet when we become old its our childern we need most.
3. Why is it when I was riding in the car with my parents as a kid I hated their choice of music. I swore I would never do that to my kids yet my childern can't stop begging me to change the radio station now...esp my 16y who thinks she now owns the right when she drives LOL
4. Finally, Why is it when our childern finally turn 16y, become liscened to drive they become oh so willing to run errands and help out. LOL
Remebering " The good ol Days" listening to 70's music everyone have a great day !!!!!! 
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Apr 12th, 2008 11:43 am |
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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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