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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Oct 11th, 2007 12:57 pm |
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THIS COULD GET UGLY!!
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pineknot
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Posted: Thu Oct 11th, 2007 02:46 am |
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| "fo shure"
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Oct 11th, 2007 02:34 am |
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YA THINK??
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Oct 4th, 2007 07:55 pm |
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| THANKS FOR THE INFO!! Attachment: obvious.jpg (Downloaded 255 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Oct 3rd, 2007 07:58 pm |
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| THIS COULD CATCH ON!! Attachment: Ad.gif (Downloaded 261 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Oct 2nd, 2007 09:02 pm |
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???
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meinmd
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Posted: Wed Sep 19th, 2007 07:00 pm |
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| Somedays you're the bug, somedays you're the windshield.
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Sep 19th, 2007 06:50 pm |
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| DISCRIMINATION? Attachment: loser.bmp (Downloaded 297 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Sep 18th, 2007 07:26 pm |
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| HMMM.. Attachment: pot.bmp (Downloaded 312 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Sep 17th, 2007 07:25 pm |
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| DO YA THINK? Attachment: owner.bmp (Downloaded 297 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Sep 14th, 2007 04:26 pm |
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| MUST BE A DON IMUS RELATIVE Attachment: homade.bmp (Downloaded 294 times)
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pineknot
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Posted: Mon Sep 10th, 2007 10:24 pm |
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Signs are cheaper than building a wall I quess.
I remember being at a friends house in mid 1970"s in New Mexico. His father was a rancher. Late at night knock on back sliding door. He excused himself for a while and came back and told us his house was a stop for water and some food for the journey. He actually bought and made food for people that stopped at his door.
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charlescephas
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Posted: Mon Sep 10th, 2007 07:14 pm |
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| This is the best.
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Sep 10th, 2007 04:25 pm |
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| HUH?? Attachment: nb_5_caution.jpg (Downloaded 296 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Sep 7th, 2007 01:46 pm |
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| Hmmm... Attachment: juggs.bmp (Downloaded 320 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Sep 6th, 2007 01:58 pm |
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| I THINK I'LL GO FOR BURGERS INSTEAD Attachment: diesel.bmp (Downloaded 312 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Sep 5th, 2007 08:43 pm |
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Nine annoying things people do
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is! Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7.When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest darned thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, idiot?
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Sep 5th, 2007 01:14 pm |
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| GOOD A REASON AS ANY Attachment: closed.bmp (Downloaded 331 times)
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Posted: Wed Sep 5th, 2007 04:04 am |
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Farmer wrote: BETTER DO A VERBAL!!
Well it is late at night, but I can't stop laughing. These posts are better than an old Tim Allen (Men Are Pigs) comedy routine. Thanks for sharing.
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Sep 4th, 2007 06:17 pm |
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| GLAD THEY CLEARED THAT UP!! Attachment: 7am.bmp (Downloaded 325 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Aug 31st, 2007 06:56 pm |
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| IF HE ONLY KNEW!! Attachment: laid.bmp (Downloaded 336 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Aug 30th, 2007 09:05 pm |
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| HE DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE!! Attachment: realcheapseats.jpg (Downloaded 320 times) Last edited on Thu Aug 30th, 2007 09:06 pm by Farmer
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Aug 29th, 2007 08:16 pm |
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| HMMM... Attachment: saving.bmp (Downloaded 352 times) Last edited on Wed Aug 29th, 2007 08:16 pm by Farmer
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Aug 28th, 2007 01:13 pm |
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| and I don't think they mean clues Attachment: coppot.bmp (Downloaded 345 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Aug 27th, 2007 01:58 pm |
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| I think I'll pass Attachment: swindle.bmp (Downloaded 347 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Aug 23rd, 2007 07:27 pm |
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| Hmmm... Attachment: dongd.bmp (Downloaded 340 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Aug 23rd, 2007 01:00 pm |
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| TATTOO, ANYONE? Attachment: arm.bmp (Downloaded 311 times) Last edited on Thu Aug 23rd, 2007 01:01 pm by Farmer
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Aug 22nd, 2007 12:35 pm |
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| BETTER DO A VERBAL!! Attachment: braille.bmp (Downloaded 321 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Aug 21st, 2007 09:00 pm |
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| TOUGH DECISION!! Attachment: coffee.bmp (Downloaded 310 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Aug 20th, 2007 05:20 pm |
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| GOOD ADVERTISING!! Attachment: open.bmp (Downloaded 311 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Aug 17th, 2007 05:25 pm |
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| Hmmm...they talking a crowd or just two? Attachment: affair.bmp (Downloaded 324 times) Last edited on Fri Aug 17th, 2007 05:26 pm by Farmer
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meinmd
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Posted: Thu Aug 16th, 2007 03:15 pm |
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| That's a good one Farmer. Everything needed for a redneck wedding.
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Aug 16th, 2007 03:11 pm |
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| HUH?? Attachment: store.bmp (Downloaded 321 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Aug 15th, 2007 05:18 pm |
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| MAYBE I'LL TRY THE PLACE DOWN THE STREET Attachment: cleaners.bmp (Downloaded 325 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Aug 13th, 2007 08:33 pm |
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The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
around, you don't feel like going anywhere.
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law_girl428
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Posted: Mon Aug 13th, 2007 05:39 pm |
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
and for the finali...
WHY CAN'T IT BE FRIDAY ALREADY!
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Aug 13th, 2007 02:49 pm |
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I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but
thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
beep. If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Aug 13th, 2007 01:05 pm |
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With hurricanes, tornados, wild fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?
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Farmer
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Posted: Sun Aug 12th, 2007 03:16 pm |
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| I'll pass!! Attachment: prisonlodging.jpg (Downloaded 330 times)
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Aug 10th, 2007 08:23 pm |
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| NO KIDDING!! Attachment: icy_roads.jpg (Downloaded 315 times)
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SueCarol
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Posted: Fri Aug 10th, 2007 06:05 pm |
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Thought this was timely even though it was quoted many many years ago.....
"Nothing is more dangerous in wartime than to live in the tempermental atmosphere of a Gallup Poll, always feeding one's pulse and taking one's temperature. I see that a speaker at the weekend said that this was a time when leaders should keep their ears to the ground. All I can say is that the British nation will find it very hard to look up to leaders who are detected in that somewhat ungainly posture."
Winston Churchill
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Aug 8th, 2007 12:49 pm |
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NOT A WELL THOUGHT-OUT ADVERTISEMENT
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Aug 7th, 2007 01:28 pm |
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Anyway
People are often unreasonable, illogical,
and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, People may accuse you
of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some
false friends and some true enemies;
Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank,
people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, someone
could destroy overnight.
Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness,
they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.
The good you do today,
people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have,
and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway.
You see, in the final analysis,
it is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway.
(Originally written by Keith Kent in 1966 for a motivational booklet.
There are many variations circulating.
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Aug 3rd, 2007 12:42 pm |
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DESIGNATED DRIVER
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Aug 2nd, 2007 09:05 pm |
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What would have happened if the Native Americans had an illegal immigrant policy in the 1600's?
Last edited on Thu Aug 2nd, 2007 10:40 pm by Farmer
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little blackwater
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Posted: Wed Aug 1st, 2007 01:18 pm |
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| dictionary
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Aug 1st, 2007 12:46 pm |
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| what's another name for a thesaurus?
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little blackwater
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Posted: Wed Aug 1st, 2007 12:13 pm |
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| table of contents for a dictionary?
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POWERHOUSE25
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 03:27 am |
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| why is it that we park on driveways and drive on parkways???????
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Jul 27th, 2007 01:17 pm |
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| ??? Attachment: KeepRight.jpg (Downloaded 343 times)
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