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Farmer
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DESIGNATED DRIVER
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Aug 2nd, 2007 10:05 pm |
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What would have happened if the Native Americans had an illegal immigrant policy in the 1600's?
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little blackwater
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Posted: Wed Aug 1st, 2007 02:18 pm |
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Aug 1st, 2007 01:46 pm |
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| what's another name for a thesaurus?
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little blackwater
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Posted: Wed Aug 1st, 2007 01:13 pm |
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| table of contents for a dictionary?
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POWERHOUSE25
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 04:27 am |
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| why is it that we park on driveways and drive on parkways???????
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Farmer
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jul 26th, 2007 02:51 pm |
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????
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Jul 20th, 2007 08:29 pm |
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| Why can't women put mascara on with their mouth closed?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Jul 20th, 2007 02:16 pm |
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7 WONDERs OF THE WORLD 
A group of students was asked to list what they
thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World.
Though there was some disagreement, the following got
the most votes:
1. Egypt's Great Pyramids
2. Taj Mahal
3. Grand Canyon
4. Panama Canal
5. Empire State Building
6. St. Peter's Basilica
7. China's Great Wall
While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one
quiet student hadn't turned in her paper yet, so she asked the girl
if she was having trouble with her list.
The girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite
make up my mind because there were so many."
The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and
maybe we can help."
The girl hesitated, then read, "I think the Seven
Wonders of the World are:
1. to see
2. to taste
3. to touch
4. to hear
She hesitated a little, and then added,
5. to feel
6. to laugh
7. and to love
The room was so full of silence you could have heard a
pin drop. Those things we overlook as simple and "ordinary" are truly
wondrous. This is a gentle reminder that the most precious things in
life cannot be bought.
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect, it just
means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
May you always be happy and seeing beyond imperfectionsLast edited on Fri Jul 20th, 2007 08:25 pm by Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 09:47 pm |
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If there are seven days in a week, why is Saturday a part of the "weekend" when Sunday is actually the week's end???
Who was the genius that decided that out of seven days, we work five of them????
Why does the workday start at 9am and not 9pm????
Would a comedian doing his routine sitting down be considered "Stand-Down Comic"????
When doesn't anyone use the real meaning of R.S.V.P. in English and just say "Respond Please"????
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CRIMECRUNCHER
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 09:45 pm |
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| Its tourist season, where do I get the proper stamp to go with my hunting license and whats the limit?
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T.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 09:37 pm |
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What is the price of tea in China???
Has much space is in backspace?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 09:29 pm |
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue Jul 17th, 2007 09:05 pm |
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| Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue Jul 17th, 2007 09:03 pm |
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| Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
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4thekids
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Posted: Sun Jul 8th, 2007 07:29 pm |
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| When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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Farmer
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Jul 6th, 2007 06:59 pm |
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| Sooo, why is it a pair of: glasses, scissors, pliars, tweezers, binocculars... Last edited on Fri Jul 6th, 2007 07:08 pm by Farmer
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4thekids
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Posted: Fri Jul 6th, 2007 06:48 pm |
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This is Gordy wrote: A pair of pants are a single item.
"Before the days of modern tailoring, such garments, whether underwear or outerwear, were indeed made in two parts, one for each leg. The pieces were put on each leg separately and then wrapped and tied or belted at the waist (just like cowboys’ chaps). The plural usage persisted out of habit even after the garments had become physically one piece. However, a shirt was a single piece of cloth, so it was always singular."
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| A pair of pants are a single item. Last edited on Fri Jul 6th, 2007 05:58 pm by
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri Jul 6th, 2007 01:57 pm |
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| Why do they call it a tv set if you only get one?
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Farmer
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| What would you touch with a ten foot pole??
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Jul 4th, 2007 06:31 pm |
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Hmmm...
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Posted: Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 10:59 pm |
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| shinney ??
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 07:09 pm |
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| Some days it's chicken and some days nothing but feathers.
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Posted: Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 05:47 pm |
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I don't know....but they will soon be parted.
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little blackwater
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| How did a fool and his money get together ?
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little blackwater
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Posted: Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 04:31 pm |
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When the calvary won a battle is was called a gallant victory.
When the Indians won a battle it was called a massacre ????
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 01:42 pm |
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| Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
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Slingblade
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Posted: Mon Jul 2nd, 2007 10:44 am |
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Farmer wrote: If a word in the dictionary is mispelled, how would we know?
not there's a thought to make you go hummmmmm.
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| some days you're the bird, other days you're the statue.
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Posted: Sun Jul 1st, 2007 06:36 pm |
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 09:58 pm |
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| If a word in the dictionary is mispelled, how would we know?
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homer
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 09:55 pm |
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How do you know when you are out of Invisible Ink?"
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meinmd
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 08:27 pm |
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| Today is yesterday's tomorrow and tomorrow's yesterday.
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 08:27 pm |
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| Why should you need an appointment to see a psychic?
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 08:20 pm |
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| If it is they are not holding any ace's
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 05:08 pm |
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| If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 05:06 pm |
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| Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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| Why does a prison sterilize the needle that is used for a lethal injection ?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 04:47 pm |
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| Why did kamakazi pilots where helmets?
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law_girl428
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 04:30 pm |
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Why would a local shopping store post a sign that says "Seeing-Eye Dogs Welcome". Who is meant to read that?
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 04:29 pm |
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LOL Love that one !
TO all the male counter parts out there before you comment on that one just remember one last thing
If it wasn't for a women you would not be here. At all. LOL but we still love ya.
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law_girl428
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 04:20 pm |
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4thekids wrote:
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
HA HA....funny! LOL
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law_girl428
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 04:20 pm |
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Exactly how big/complicated/vast does something have to be before the human brain can no longer comprehend it?
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4thekids
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 04:15 pm |
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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law_girl428
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Posted: Thu Jun 28th, 2007 04:13 pm |
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If tomorrow is the beginning of a new day, and today is the first day of the rest of your life, then wouldn't that make yesterday the end?
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I was going to write a new blog today, but I have changed my mind due to this new and lmao blog that has been started. Thank you for making me smile alittle more today. We need to do this more often.
FYI: My daughter just turned 16 and is driving now so beware to all.
1. Why is it we start out as childern can't wait to grow older, become older and act like childern !?!
2. Why is it we need our parents when we are young and yet when we become old its our childern we need most.
3. Why is it when I was riding in the car with my parents as a kid I hated their choice of music. I swore I would never do that to my kids yet my childern can't stop begging me to change the radio station now...esp my 16y who thinks she now owns the right when she drives LOL
4. Finally, Why is it when our childern finally turn 16y, become liscened to drive they become oh so willing to run errands and help out. LOL
Remebering " The good ol Days" listening to 70's music everyone have a great day !!!!!!
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