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Farmer
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jul 3rd, 2008 12:40 pm |
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Jul 2nd, 2008 09:18 pm |
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 08:26 pm |
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Imagine
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Posted: Mon Jun 30th, 2008 03:40 pm |
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republican_ronald wrote: Ponderable:
If Seven Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days of the year... then why do the 711 buildings have locks on the doors?
hmmm...
Unfortunately, I know the answer to this one. Years ago I was at a convience store that was open 24/7 during a storm. The power went out in the store and the employees immediately locked everyone in the store and checked each person to make sure that they didn't have anything that they didn't pay for.
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Jun 30th, 2008 03:28 pm |
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One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
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republican_ronald
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Posted: Sat Jun 28th, 2008 08:08 pm |
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Ponderable:
If Seven Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days of the year... then why do the 711 buildings have locks on the doors?
hmmm...
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cambridgehighalum
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Posted: Fri Jun 27th, 2008 06:40 pm |
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Farmer wrote: Better than getting fried, I guess
OK, that's disturbing.
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eeea
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Posted: Fri Jun 27th, 2008 06:36 pm |
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| Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jun 26th, 2008 11:12 pm |
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Jun 25th, 2008 05:12 pm |
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| Specific use only!! Attachment: signs1.jpg (Downloaded 85 times) Last edited on Wed Jun 25th, 2008 05:12 pm by Farmer
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meinmd
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Posted: Mon Jun 23rd, 2008 04:00 pm |
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| Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
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Farmer
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Posted: Sat Jun 21st, 2008 02:59 pm |
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Paid in advance?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jun 19th, 2008 09:07 pm |
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That should work.
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meinmd
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Posted: Thu Jun 19th, 2008 04:01 pm |
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| If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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Stormkitty
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Posted: Wed Jun 18th, 2008 07:06 pm |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? I don't know of anyone who wants to get in and those there surely aren't trying to get out.
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Jun 18th, 2008 05:08 pm |
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| I still want to know why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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meinmd
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Posted: Wed Jun 18th, 2008 04:20 pm |
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| If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Jun 17th, 2008 08:16 pm |
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| Why isn't there a strawberry long cake?
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue Jun 17th, 2008 08:14 pm |
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| If something was miss-spelled in a dictionary how would we know
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Jun 17th, 2008 01:47 pm |
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| Why is the best pencil a #2?
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue Jun 17th, 2008 12:40 pm |
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| Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Last edited on Tue Jun 17th, 2008 12:41 pm by meinmd
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4thekids
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Posted: Sat Jun 14th, 2008 10:37 am |
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What's another word for thesaurus?
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meinmd
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Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 02:55 pm |
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| What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu Jun 12th, 2008 03:43 pm |
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| Banks will only lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
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meinmd
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Posted: Thu Jun 12th, 2008 03:39 pm |
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| Why do banks charge you a " non sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
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meinmd
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Posted: Wed Jun 11th, 2008 07:03 pm |
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| Why do old women die their hair blue?
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4thekids
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Posted: Tue Jun 10th, 2008 10:25 am |
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If a tree falls on a mime, does it make a sound?
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Jun 9th, 2008 03:01 pm |
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meinmd
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Posted: Fri Jun 6th, 2008 05:23 pm |
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| Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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meinmd
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Posted: Thu Jun 5th, 2008 07:11 pm |
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| Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse? Last edited on Thu Jun 5th, 2008 07:12 pm by meinmd
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed Jun 4th, 2008 04:20 pm |
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| When they invented the first clock, how did they know where to set it?
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meinmd
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Posted: Wed Jun 4th, 2008 04:15 pm |
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| If you have an open mind is there a chance your brain might fall out?
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed Jun 4th, 2008 10:32 am |
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Is it possible to be totally partial?
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Farmer
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Posted: Tue Jun 3rd, 2008 02:34 pm |
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| Why we don't see small squirrels during the day. Attachment: ss.jpg (Downloaded 210 times) Last edited on Tue Jun 3rd, 2008 02:34 pm by Farmer
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue Jun 3rd, 2008 01:56 pm |
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| If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?
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meinmd
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Posted: Mon Jun 2nd, 2008 07:44 pm |
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| Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?
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Farmer
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Posted: Mon Jun 2nd, 2008 07:33 pm |
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Keeps the kids busy on those long summer road trips
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri May 30th, 2008 05:30 pm |
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meinmd
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Posted: Fri May 30th, 2008 05:29 pm |
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| If WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri May 30th, 2008 05:28 pm |
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Farmer
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Posted: Fri May 30th, 2008 05:27 pm |
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meinmd
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Posted: Fri May 30th, 2008 01:09 pm |
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| If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?
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meinmd
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Posted: Thu May 29th, 2008 04:05 pm |
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| Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it?
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Farmer
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Posted: Thu May 29th, 2008 02:32 pm |
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Farmer
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Posted: Wed May 28th, 2008 08:18 pm |
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| Guess he did! Attachment: wedge011.jpg (Downloaded 200 times)
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meinmd
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Posted: Wed May 28th, 2008 08:16 pm |
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| Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
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4thekids
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Posted: Wed May 28th, 2008 09:40 am |
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4thekids wrote: What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Shoot the animal, pick the plant, and make a stew.
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue May 27th, 2008 06:21 pm |
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| If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
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meinmd
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Posted: Tue May 27th, 2008 04:38 pm |
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| If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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